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Chapter 7 - 7 The Terrifying Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique!



7 Chapter 7 The Terrifying Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique!

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“Damn it! What the hell happened!”

The dean of discipline entered the classroom with a grim-faced stride.

“What the hell are you doing, why are ….?”

“Ugh…!”

Before he could finish his sentence, he retched again.

All the students from the fourth class had gathered in a circle, hiding in the corner of the classroom.

Two students lay in the middle of the classroom.

Bent over like prawns, they retched while suffering from diarrhea.

Their pants were filled with a yellowish liquid that looked like feces, and it kept bursting into bubbles.

“Ugh…”

“Damn! That stinks!”

“Why are they having diarrhea?”

“Quick, get them out of here, I can’t stand it anymore…”

“Ugh…”

“Could it be Brother Cheng?”

“Shit…!”

Gao Yang, trying to hold off the stench, quickly shouted, “Zhang Bin, Wang Zichen, quickly assist them to the infirmary.”

“They had such a severe bout of diarrhea and yet they came to our class to start a fight. The shit was beaten out of them, what kind of deep grudge did they have to hold?”

With that remark, the surrounding students, while covering their mouths, started to giggle.

The dean of discipline, standing to the side, was also looking extremely displeased.

Zhang Bin and Wang Zichen reluctantly stepped forward, covering their nose with one hand while helping one student each out of the classroom.

“Quick, quick, open the windows, use water to clean it…”

Under Gao Yang’s directions, the classroom was quickly cleared out.

However, the air still seemed to reek.

The dean of discipline’s face was still sour, recalling how Liang Feifan had pounced onto him just earlier made him feel as if he had eaten shit.

“Teacher Gao, your class…”

The dean opened his mouth and said, “Hand over all the information about the awakened students of your class. In a month’s time, participate in the professionist joint entrance exam!”

“Alright, principal, rest assured…”

Only after the dean and his party had left did Gao Bo wave his hand, signaling all to settle down.

“You guys are really brave.”

“I have already made clear what happened. Liang Feifan from the second class came to make trouble, and you guys fought against him, right?”

Chen Xiao stood up in disagreement, “Teacher Gao, so we just let him bully us?”

“Of course not, seeing your unity makes me very pleased.”

Gao Yang smiled and said, “This means that my teaching has not been in vain.”

“However, Liang Feifan is, after all, a seven-star professionist, two stars higher than you.”

“I will report this matter to the school and let the school handle it.”

“You four… Chen Xiao, Cai Kun, Zhang Ping’an, and Zheng Cheng.”

“Two main combat professionists and two supportive professionists, in this one month, you all need to strive to level up or improve your base skills.”

“Hoping that a month later during the Professionist Joint Entrance Exam, all of you will achieve good results!”

“Don’t worry, teacher, we will definitely work hard!”

“Teacher, I will definitely get enrolled in the professionist university!”

“Me too!”

Chen Xiao and others all stood up and made firm promises, full of confidence.

Zheng Cheng stood up: “Teacher Gao, where should we go to level up?”

“The monsters around Chang’an city have almost been all wiped out by now, you can only find them deep in the forests far away from the city…”

Gao Yang said, “Rest assured, the school will arrange for this.”

“You will be given a ten-day break first, and wait for the school’s notice.”

“As for the other students, classes as usual.”

“Even if you are not professionists, you can still take the common university entrance exam and contribute to the survival of our human race…”

Following some words of encouragement, Gao Yang suddenly turned his face towards the window.

“And the rest of you…”

The people he faced were regular students from other classes who had come to watch the show.

“Do you know what you were doing just now? Mocking these newly awakened professionists!”

“You people either envy or admire them, feeling that a few casual comments won’t be taken seriously since we are classmates.”

“But don’t forget! They are professionists! Their social status and positions in the future will be worlds apart from yours!”

“Even Zheng Cheng’s future status will be above yours!”

Gao Yang’s voice grew even more stern: “If you happen to meet some narrow-minded professionists and gossip like this… are you not afraid of death?”

These words caused dozens of students outside the window to turn pale.

They now realize that the people they were just mocking are not just their classmates anymore.

They are professionists!

“Tea, teacher, so, sorry, we, we were impulsive!”

“Zhang Ping’an, I’m sorry!”

“Zheng Cheng, I’m sorry, can you just let me go like it was nothing?”

“Sorry, we’re leaving…”

During their apology, dozens of students all ran away, genuinely worried about being targeted by the professionists.

Gao Yang turned again to Zheng Cheng and the others and said, “Remember! You are professionists now, be mindful of your status!”

“Today is an exception, just a group of regular students who have never been subjected to the beatings of society…”

Chen Xiao quickly shouted, “Don’t worry, Teacher Gao, we’re not petty people~”

“Good, you guys stay here for a while, I have other matters to attend to.” With that, he left again.

The classroom turned lively again.

Seven or eight people went directly to Zheng Cheng’s seat and excitedly asked, “Brother Cheng, is it you who caused Liang Feifan and the others to have diarrhea?”

“Chen Xiao just said your newbie skill is to cause diarrhea, Liang Feifan’s group suffered horribly!”

“Wow! It’s really Brother Cheng?”

“A skill that causes diarrhea, that’s freaking awesome.”

Zheng Cheng straightforwardly said: “It wasn’t me, don’t talk nonsense, I didn’t.”

At this moment, a few more figures approached.

The leader was none other than their class beauty, Song Chaoyu.

Zheng Cheng looked up and down at her, shaking his head.

No chest, no butt, only a whiter face, what’s so good about her?

Seeing Song Chaoyu stepping forward, the beasts that were initially gathered here moved aside.

Song Chaoyu also whispered, “Chen Xiao, Zheng Cheng, thank you for helping me.”

Chen Xiao quickly stood up, stuttering as he spoke: “No, no problem.”

“We, we are all in class 4, I, I would definitely not let others in the other classes bully you…”

Zheng Cheng shook his head.

You’re done for, you’ve fallen in love.

After chatting for a few moments, Song Chaoyu and a few of her friends walked away.

Chen Xiao excitedly said: “Brother Cheng, did you see, Song Chaoyu spoke so many words to me, hehehe…”

Zheng Cheng shook his head: “Do you like her?”

“No, no…” Chen Xiao quickly replied nervously, shaking his head: “I helped her just because I couldn’t stand Liang Feifan, it has nothing to do with her…”

“Really has nothing to do with her?”

Zheng Cheng looked at him with disappointment: “Why not give chasing a try? You’re the hero who saved the beauty, maybe it’ll work?”

“Ca, can, can I really?”

Chen Xiao was torn, his expression panicked.

His eyes were filled with excitement one moment, then nervousness the next, unable to resist glancing in Song Chaoyu’s direction again.

“It’s over.”

Zheng Cheng shook his head and no longer paid him any mind.

Instead, he laid his head on the desk, reminiscing about his own skill.

He had just used the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique three times in a row, and it had indeed given him quite a surprise.

Three people, one professionist, two ordinary people, couldn’t resist at all and were directly knocked down by the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique.

However, there is a difference.

After those two regular students were hit with the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique, they only had two or three seconds to react before they exploded.

They fell to the ground, letting it all out.

On the other hand, Liang Feifan held on for a good four or five seconds.

He ran out from the classroom to the door before he couldn’t hold it in anymore, letting it all out.

“It seems that the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique doesn’t hit the target every time.”

“Could it be related to the target’s resistance?”

“The two students were just regular people, who were hit directly, without time to react.”

Zheng Cheng speculated, “In contrast, Liang Feifan is a professionist, and a seven-star magic swordsman at that. His body is half dataized and he has decent resistance, hence he can slightly delay the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique from taking effect.”

“The higher their level, resistance and attributes, the poorer the effect of my Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique.”

“However, either way, the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique has given me quite a surprise.”

“I just wonder, what will the second Random Dissection Technique do?”

Zheng Cheng thought about leveling up.

“To level up, you have to go out and hunt monsters, we can wait for the school to arrange that.”

“Aside from leveling up, there is another way to enhance my strength.”

“Elevate the level of my skills!”

“Every skill has a proficiency rating. Each use of a skill will add 1 point to its proficiency.”

“Once the proficiency of each skill level is maxed out, it will level up, from LV1 to LV9.”

“And I’ve heard that each skill will have a particular effect when it rises to LV3, LV6 and LV9.”

“This is known as skill characteristic.”

“I wonder what the characteristic of my Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique will be.”


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