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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!
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I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn’t help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the “Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis” spell? And don’t even get me started on the “Osteoporosis” spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like “Blood Burn,” “Gradual Freeze,” and “Mental Chaos.” Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn’t help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield “Doomstorm” and “Ice Age,” swordsmen boast “Sword Rain: Homecoming” and “Wind-Cutter Slash,” while archers showcase “Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars” and “Storm Arrow.” Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named “Cancer Cell Proliferation,” “T-Virus Infection,” and “Rabies Outbreak.”
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, “Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!”
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, “Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don’t know!”
Even a boss character confesses, “Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!”
- Chapter 1 - 1: Professional Awakening? Nine-Star Career!
- Chapter 2 - 2, Class Beauty Song Chaoyu? Failed!
- Chapter 3 - 3: What the Hell is My Priest’s Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique?
- Chapter 4 - 4: The First Profession Ever to Appear in History?
- Chapter 5 - 5: Letting you be my girlfriend is giving you face!
- Chapter 6 - 6 Damn it, Liang Feifan!
- Chapter 7 - 7 The Terrifying Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique!
- Chapter 8 - 8: Increasing Skill Proficiency? I Have a Way!
- Chapter 9 - 9: Therapeutic Skills? Does causing diarrhea count?
- Chapter 10 - 10 I’m treating constipation, why are you giving me enteritis relaxant?
- Chapter 16 - 16: Night Watchman? The Effect of Random Anatomy!
- Chapter 17 - 17: Special Items that can Increase Permanent Attribute Points!
- Chapter 18 - 18: Night Watchman Shen Nanfeng? Dawn for nine days, die one day in advance!
- Chapter 19 - 19: Raising Mutant Broilers for Two and a Half Years
- Chapter 20 - 20: Using Shape to Supplement Shape? Using Kidneys to Supplement Kidneys!
- Chapter 21 - 21: Chaos with Medicine! I say Snake Gallbladder, You Say Medicine!
- Chapter 22 - 22: Trial Instance? A Life-and-Death Friendship!
- Chapter 23 - 23: Attributes Soaring! Song Chaoyu’s Reluctance?
- Chapter 24 - 24: Trial Instances! Everyone Joins the Army!
- Chapter 25 - 25 Invitation from the Night Watchman? The Secret of the Change Ability?
- Chapter 26 - 26: Yao Zhixue’s Joining, Liang Feifan ‘s Stakes!
- Chapter 27 - 27: Return to City Scroll? Enter the Instance!
- Chapter 28 - 28: Big Brother, Quickly Draw the Monster’s Attention!
- Chapter 29 - 29 What the hell is this job? One-shot kill!
- Chapter 30 - 30: Brother Cheng, since when were you so awesome?