Why Harem Intrigue When You Can Just Raise a Dog Instead

The man had a strong grip, as if he were afraid of losing something. Lying against the pillow on

his side, this face showed a contented smile. His knitted brows had long smoothed out making

him appear somewhat childish and vulnerable. This was definitely not the Emperor she once

knew in the past!

Meng Sangyu controlled her breathing and carefully examined the mans handsome features.

Her eyes followed the line of his jaw to behind his ears, trying to find traces of a disguise.

Although his wolfish actions told her that this man was the real McCoy, she couldnt help but

doubt the other partys authenticity because of his occasional irrational behaviour.

Little by little, she carefully stretched out a hand and felt under the mans chin. The newly grown

stubble felt prickly and the coarse hairs tickled her delicate palm. It gave off a pleasing feeling.

There were no traces of makeup and he wouldnt be able to grow a beard if he was wearing a

mask. She breathed a sigh of relief and moved to retract her hand.

Coincidentally, the man awoke just at this time. A pair of pitch-black eyes stared fixedly at her.

They did not contain any of the drowsiness or confusion from just waking up. He was extremely

vigilant by nature and it was easy for him to be startled awake, but Sangyu was a special

existence to him. His body automatically relaxed in her presence. Nevertheless, no matter how

sleepy one was, they would have no choice but to wake up after having their face touched

nonstop.

Noticing that the womans pretty face was so close within reach, it was almost as if the two of

them had returned to the time where they were together from morning until night, inseparable as

two peas in a pod. His eyes instantly sparkled with a terrifying brilliance. Just like he had done

every morning in the past, he held her face and licked and kissed her cheeks from her tender

lips to her snow-white teeth. [His tongue] pushed between her pearly white teeth to impatiently

hook her savoury, slippery tongue. Emperor Zhouwu gave a satisfied sigh. This was

undoubtedly his most splendid morning since his soul returned to his body.

Your Majesty, your honoured selfs shoulder is still wounded and this concubines body still has

not fully recovered! After extricating herself from his feverish kisses, Meng Sangyu gasped for

breath as she called out a reminder. She could feel the mans thick erection growing harder

against her leg.

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Since her body remained unsullied, she could infer that she would monopolize Imperial favour in

the coming days. She didnt feel any humiliation and instead slightly rejoiced. If something

happened to her father, the favour bestowed to her would let her mother and elder brother live

better and prevent the Meng family from falling into decline. It was an equal exchange, that was

all.

Zhens injury is fine. When will your body recover? Reluctantly pecking the womans alluring

scarlet lips once more, Emperor Zhouwu asked with a husky voice.

Imperial Physician Du said that it will improve after drinking a few more doses of herbal

medicine. Meng Sangyu turned her head to evade and the mans kisses fell on her delicate

pale earlobes. The man recognized the opportunity and used his teeth to gently nibble her

earlobe with an indulgent expression.

How long is drinking a few more doses of medicine? Seizing her chin and making her face

him, Emperor Zhouwu persisted in his questioning.

About seven or eight days. Meng Sangyu had no choice but to meet his eyes. Facing the

deep, enigmatic emotion in his eyes, she suddenly felt somewhat apprehensive.

In seven or eight days, Zhens shoulder will have fully recovered too. Just at the right time.

Emperor Zhouwu sighed deeply and tightly embraced the fragrant, bewitching, delicate body in

his arms. It was a while before he reluctantly let go.

Your Majesty, its time to get out of bed. This concubine will help you change. Seeing that he

finally stopped, Meng Sangyu imperceptibly let out a sigh. She sprang off the Imperial bed at

lighting speed.

Mm. The man gave a low reply. His voice sounded extremely happy. Noticing that her lapel

was slightly wrinkled, his body moved on its own to smooth it out and he conveniently planted a

kiss on her cheek. This scene so resembled how a couple would behave around each other in

modern times, affectionate with mutual respect, that Meng Sangyu was momentarily lost for

words.

In the short time she was absent-minded, Emperor Zhouwu had already taken the clothes from

her hands and changed into them himself with a light smile. Meng Sangyu blinked and hastily

wrung a handkerchief for him to wash his face and hands.

Your Majesty, would your honoured self still like this concubine to feed you? asked Meng

Sangyu as she walked over to the [table] where a piping hot breakfast was prepared.

Sit down and eat together with Zhen. Emperor Zhouwu smiled and pulled her to sit beside

him. Their seats were so close that they could feel each others body heat. This brightened his

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This cat bows in thanks.

They are all dishes that you love, eat more. Youve lost a lot of weight these last few days. He

served Sangyu while expressing concern over her slightly thinner cheeks after close

examination.

We havent seen each other for five months. How do you know that Ive gotten thinner recently?

As expected, sweet and honeyed words are a scumbags God-given skill! Meng Sangyu

criticized him in her mind, but her face displayed a shy expression as she thanked the man and

focused on eating. Taking another look, she discovered that every dish on the table was, in fact,

food she normally loved to eat.

Eat up, it wont taste as good once its cold. Emperor Zhouwu smiled and added another piece

of pastry [to her plate] while he himself had only eaten a few bites. His pair of deeply serene

eyes were practically glued to the womans body with no sign of looking away. He missed these

commonplace but comforting moments too much.

Meng Sangyu already found a way to deal with the irrational Emperor, which was Let him

thrash, the cool breeze brushes the hill. Let him go crazy, the bright moon illuminates the Great

River.1 She only needed to be concerned with her own matters and he would return to normal

after a while.

Sure enough, after finishing breakfast Emperor Zhouwu began to review memorials. The man

sat behind the Imperial desk with knitted brows and looked completely focused. [He was] the

picture of an awe-inspiring, hard-working, and conscientious monarch who showed promise.

There were no signs of the lovesick fool from just a moment ago. He had returned for no more

than three days but [the news of] several important matters had already broken out in the

Imperial Court.

The first was news that Gansus Provincial Commander, Xie Zhenghao, had been

assassinated. Just before Great Zhous troops were heading into battle, they had switched

Generals and directly assaulted the Barbarians Imperial seat.

The second piece of news was that the commander(s) of the Imperial guards and the Forbidden

Dragon guards and the Provincial Commander of the Nine Gates were successively demoted

and were replaced by newly-appointed lesser-known officials.

1 This is a play on words on a line of poem from Jin Yongs [Heavenly Sword and Dragon

Slaying Sabre]. The original text is:

Both mean to ignore the enemy - treat them like air - and only worry about your own matters. No

matter how strong or fierce an enemy is, their actions cant affect you. Mans greatest enemy is

worry, unease, weakness, ignorance etc. which all come from within.

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Third, the Imperial Court will establish a new government office who will be known as the

Embroidered Uniform guards. Its authority would be leaps and bounds higher than the Six

Ministries and the Emperor would be the one to appoint a Commander. This would greatly

centralize Imperial power.

Fourth, a scandal broke out that Imperial Preceptor Shen who was in charge of the autumn

examinations2 had leaked the questions in advance. The results of this years autumn

examinations will be invalidated. Next year, the New Year and spring examinations will

be held at the same time.

Several major changes were decreed in succession and the negative effects of the previous

Fake Emperors incompetence and indulgence in women were thoroughly eliminated. The

imperial courtiers could see the wise, mighty and commanding monarch from the past. The

ministers who were loyal to the imperial family rejoiced; those who sought to benefit from the

confusion anxiously ran about like headless chickens; and the brown-nosing ministers who

simply followed the crowd began to worry.

Meng Sangyu sat erect in the seat to the right of the Emperor.3 She pondered over Emperor

Zhouwus recent actions and couldnt help but acknowledge that if Great Zhou didnt have this

man at the helm, the country would surely fall into chaos.

Seeing that the man was wholly focused on governmental affairs, she stood up and curtsied to

excuse herself, Your Majesty is busy with governmental affairs. This concubine will take her

leave first. Please remember to care for your health, Your Majesty, and take a break every other

hour.

Sangyu, dont leave. Stay and keep Zhen company. Having been accustomed to being in the

same room with Sangyu, Emperor Zhouwu only just realized that this was Qianqing Palace. If

he was busy with governmental affairs, Sangyu would appear very awkward with nothing to do.

Help Zhen organize the memorials. Seeing Sangyu clearly look over with questioning eyes, he

patted the stack of memorials beside him and spoke.

How can memorials be something that this concubine can be allowed to see? This concubine

doesnt dare. Meng Sanyu hastily refused. A woman had almost robbed him of political power

and she didnt believe for a minute that it hadnt left a shadow in this mans heart. If she so

2 (qiwi) One of the three annual imperial examinations at the provincial level in

the Ming and Qing dynasties.

3 In ancient times, the left side was considered higher or more important than the right. This

applied to seated positions as well as governmental posts e.g. Left Chancellor > Right

Chancellor.

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much as touched those memorials, in the future when this person is in a bad mood and brings

this free at Nyanovels. This cat bows in thanks.

Emperor Zhouwu blanked out for a moment before immediately understanding her misgivings.

He held his forehead and couldnt help but give a low chuckle. His Sangyu has always been on

guard like this, constantly looking a hundred steps ahead. It was true that he felt it was taboo for

women to meddle in state affairs, but this did not extend to Sangyu. He trusted Sangyu as much

as he trusted himself.

Nevermind. In that case, help Zhen trim this bonsai then. Not wanting to make things difficult

for Sangyu, he pointed at several small bonsai that were sitting on the desk.

Yes. Meng Sangyu agreed and picked up the bonsai and gave it an evaluating look. Suddenly,

she remembered a scene from when she was together with ABao. One pruned while the other

tidied, cooperating smoothly in complete tacit understanding. Those were her most fulfilling and

joyful days since she entered the palace.

Emperor Zhouwu narrowed his eyes, clearly lost in some memory as well. He promptly took

away the bonsai and said in a low voice, Once Zhen has some free time, Zhen will trim this

bonsai together with you. You He paused and his eyes brightened, You sew a perfume

sachet for Zhen, you promised last time.

But this concubine does not have any tools or materials. Meng Sangyu loosened her hands.

She was already immune to the mans irrational behaviour.

Changxi, head to Bixiao Palace and fetch Her Ladyships needlework box. Emperor Zhouwu

looked towards Changxi who had been standing quietly in the corner for a long time.

The needlework box was delivered to Meng Sangyus hands with the fastest speed. The man

rummaged around in the needlework box. He didnt find a piece of cloth that suited his taste and

called Changxi over again to fetch a bolt of bright yellow brocade from his personal storage.

Use this material and make two identical sachets. One for you and one for Zhen. The man

gestured with his hands to show the size and shape as he enthusiastically made suggestions.

Your Majesty~ Meng Sangyu grumbled flirtatiously. Her raised phoenix eyes made ones heart

skip a beat, This satin is bright yellow. Is Your Majesty trying to harm this concubine [by having

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this concubine use material that exceeds her rank]?4 Here this man goes again, wanting to push

her into the heart of danger.

How could that be? Emperor Zhouwus voice was hoarse and he had a bitter taste in his

mouth. The Empress of a nation was also entitled to use bright yellow, but if he said it outright,

would Sangyu believe him? She was too clever and precisely because of this, everything would

become more complicated. His attitude suddenly changed. Perhaps it could be seen as

harbouring ill intentions from her perspective! He truly did not know how he could make things

better and could only slowly wear down [her guard] bit by bit and gradually make Sangyu aware

of his feelings.

It was Zhens mistake. Use this deep purple cloth instead and make the two of them exactly the

same. Tossing the bright yellow brocade to one side, Emperor Zhouwus smile faintly revealed

his bitterness.

Alright, should the scents be the same as well? Meng Sangyu was satisfied and asked with a

grin.

Yes, and not ambergris but your favourite floral scent that you normally use. Forcibly rousing

himself, Emperor Zhouwu caressed her beaming face. Forget it, its fine so long as youre by

Zhens side. Zhen has a lifetime to tear down your heart's defenses.

Sit closer to Zhen. Its warmer this way. He pulled the woman to the vacant space beside him.

In the past, he was always directly nestled in Sangyus bosom and had gotten used to there

being zero distance between them. He wasnt used to seeing Sangyu sit so far away. If it wasnt

inconvenient for him to write with a person in his embrace, he wished he could hug Sangyu all

the time.

Will [this concubine] disturb Your Majesty reviewing memorials? Her buttocks were pressed up

against the side of the mans strong thighs. Scorching hot bodily warmth could be felt through

their clothes. Meng Sangyu shifted uncomfortably. She discovered that the crazy Emperor really

liked to stick to her, as if he was starving for touch.5

It wont. The man smiled and bent down to lick her soft lips. Only then did he start to read over

memorials.

4 There were restrictions for what everyone could wear in the Palace. Yellow or gold was

reserved solely for the Emperor and red was reserved for the Empress. The Empress might be

permitted to wear yellow as well in some cases. Anyone else could be punished for just having

that colour material in their residence, let alone working with it.

5 I learned that (pf jk zhng) is a real condition and maybe something were all

feeling to some extent right now. Sending everyone a big virtual hug!!

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Meng Sangyu was already quite composed in the face of the mans surprise attack. She

gracefully wiped the wetness from her lips and lowered her head to concentrate on making the

perfume sachet. For a moment, the hall was so silent that one could hear a needle drop. A

strong sweet atmosphere lingered about the two of them.

Standing in the corner, Changxi stole a measuring glance at the two people who were wholly

absorbed [in their work]. He inwardly pondered: His Majesty and Virtuous Consort really have a

good relationship. Like this, they seem just like an ordinary old married couple.