Why are the Talismans I Drawn Banned Again?!

Chapter 99: Chapter 99: Reverse Direction Relaxation Talisman Achieves Great Success (Don’t Want to be Accused of Filler Updates)

Translator: 549690339

Wuyue Residence 2-1906.

On the only sofa set in the small apartment living room, two beauties sat side by side.

One was Liu Qing, dressed in a modern version of traditional clothes. Her long legs were neatly placed sideways under the sofa, hands hanging down, interlocked and stacked on top of her thighs. Her straight posture was just right, effortless yet intentional, making her look both serene and innately elegant.

The other was Yue Linger, with her hair tied up in a high ponytail, wearing a white T-shirt and loose-fitting jeans.

Compared to the aura of the neighboring Liu Qing, Yue Linger seemed less confident.

But that wasn’t her fault!

Who could remain confident next to Liu Qing?

Yue Linger glanced subtly at the Liu surname female cultivator beside her.

Incredibly delicate features, skin white as snow, a neck as graceful as a swan’s, sharp and capable square shoulders, and an “ample harvest” that seemed to defy all reason.

And even though the clothing was already quite tight, there was still a surprisingly generous amount of loose fabric, a waist as slim as a water snake, fatal to onlookers.

Gulp.

Yue Linger swallowed reflexively.

She was actually quite satisfied with her own figure, slim where it should be, and well-nourished where it needed to be.

As the Department Beauty of the Talisman Department at Lotus University, she truly lived up to the name.

With a little effort, she might even have a shot at becoming the campus beauty of Lotus University.

But when she saw Liu Qing, she felt Liu Qing’s appearance was definitely not something a normal person could possess!

To put it bluntly, her beauty was like that of a fox spirit transformed into human form.

Forget the male cultivators, even she felt a tingling sensation inside when looking at Liu Qing.

“Yue, Liu Qing, take a look at the new talisman’s instructions,” Jiang Cheng interrupted Yue Linger’s daydreaming and handed over the instruction manual for the newly written Reverse Direction Relaxation Talisman, to Yue Linger and Liu Qing.

Yue Linger intended to study it carefully, but she broke down as soon as she saw the name of the talisman.

[Name: Reverse Direction Relaxation Talisman]

[Grade: First-order]

[Type: Healing]

[Effect: Relaxes the target’s digestive tract muscles]

[Note: Digestive tract waste will be processed at an accelerated pace, it is advised to use near a convenient place for handling physiological issues, or within reach of one. Remember to bring enough paper.]

“This, I, it, Jiang…” Yue Linger hesitated to speak.

Jiang Cheng said, “Please, Yue, go ahead.”

“Is this… a talisman that causes diarrhea?”

“No, this is not a diarrhea talisman,” Jiang Cheng seriously corrected Yue Linger’s misconception. “This talisman I’ve created is aimed at relaxing the muscles of the digestive tract of the person affected, not to cause diarrhea. Diarrhea is merely a result of muscle relaxation, not the purpose of my talisman. Moreover, my Reverse Direction Relaxation Talisman has a fundamental difference compared to a diarrhea talisman.”

Yue Linger asked in surprise, “What’s the fundamental difference?”

“My Reverse Direction Relaxation Talisman helps the affected maintain their dignity. At the very least, it allows them to hold out until they reach a safe area to relieve themselves.”

Yue Linger: …

Yue Linger didn’t know what to say.

If you say Jiang Cheng’s talisman is outrageous, it somehow makes sense.

If you say Jiang Cheng’s talisman is perverse, it helps people maintain their dignity.

If you say Jiang Cheng’s talisman is useless, it feels like a trump card.

Yue Linger struggled to find words, feeling that her normal way of thinking couldn’t keep up with Jiang Cheng’s rhythm.

She realized this from the very first time they met when they discussed the Fishing Talisman.

Perhaps only someone like Jiang Cheng could be called a genius.

And she, Yue Linger, could only be the obedient daughter of a genius.

“Jiang, did you call me here just to test this talisman?”

“Mhm,” Jiang Cheng nodded.

After receiving a firm answer from Jiang Cheng, Yue Linger stood there stunned, unable to use words to describe her feelings at the moment.

She, Yue Linger, might not be as beautiful as Liu Qing, but still, she surely deserved to be called beautiful, right?

And here Jiang Cheng was, summoning her in broad daylight with a messaging talisman. She had even carefully picked out her clothing and applied a light, traceless makeup for the occasion.

And Jiang Cheng wanted her to come over to experience diarrhea? To have her sit in front of him with an upset stomach?

Huh?

Does he not understand the concept of cherishing beauties at all?

Liu Qing returned the instruction manual to Jiang Cheng and said, “Understood.”

Jiang Cheng nodded, “Are you ready then?”

Liu Qing nodded slightly, indicating that she was ready.

Liu Qing’s firm response instantly subjected Yue Linger to tremendous pressure.

Way too competitive!

Being an employee for Jiang Cheng is way too competitive!

Even Miss Liu, a beauty with enough allure to topple cities, had to diligently assist Jiang Cheng in testing talismans—what could she, Yue Linger, possibly do!

Forget it, forget it, consider it a daughter’s filial piety to her father.

“I’m ready too.”

Yue Linger handed the instruction manual back to Jiang Cheng.

Jiang Cheng nodded in approval, just the same.

Of course, just as on Earth where testing medicine comes with compensation, helping him test talismans definitely warranted some compensation too.

Jiang Cheng took out two high-grade Spirit Stones and handed them to Yue Linger and Liu Qing.

The one for Liu Qing naturally made its way back to Jiang Cheng, while Yue Linger hesitated with the Spirit Stone in hand, “Isn’t this too much?”

“Not at all, you’ve earned it. In the future, I might need to trouble you to help test talismans again.”

Seeing Jiang Cheng’s kind attitude and the payment, Yue Linger instantly felt much better.

“Come on, I’m ready.”

Jiang Cheng didn’t dawdle and immediately took out two Reverse Direction Relaxation Talismans.

He first applied one to Liu Qing.

Then he quietly observed the changes in Liu Qing.

In the end, he concluded that a first-order talisman had no effect on an eighth-order snake.

The superiority of levels had been demonstrated countless times.

Seeing Liu Qing unharmed, Yue Linger, who had been somewhat afraid, now saw her fear disappear.

If Liu Qing was all right, she certainly wouldn’t embarrass herself in front of everyone.

“Yue, I’m going to use it on you now, remember to feel it carefully and tell me the effects,” said Jiang.

“Okay, no problem.”

The moment Yue Linger finished speaking, Jiang Cheng applied the Reverse Direction Relaxation Talisman to her.

In an instant, Yue Linger’s stomach made a noise.

After that, the muscles of her digestive tract began to operate at an astonishing speed.

Within seconds, barely taking a dozen seconds, Yue Linger realized that something was seriously wrong!

Feeling the physical feedback, her beautiful almond eyes instantly widened, and her slender legs, hidden beneath her baggy jeans, instinctively clenched together tightly.

Yue Linger’s entire body tensed involuntarily.

Her breathing and heartbeat accelerated without warning.

The uneasy blood rushed straight to her cheeks.

It left her naturally fair face flushed with a shade of crimson.

Yue Linger twisted her body restlessly, her white teeth gently biting her rosy lips.

Seeing Yue Linger’s reaction, Jiang Cheng hurriedly took out paper and pen, beginning to inquire about her symptoms and feelings.

Yue Linger’s voice was weak and shaky, and she seemed on the verge of breaking down at any moment.

“Jiang Cheng, are you, are you done asking? I, I can’t take it anymore.”

“Just a bit more.”

“Then you, you hurry up, please hurry!”

Finally, Jiang Cheng got all the data about the Reverse Direction Relaxation Talisman from Yue Linger, whose body and spirit had both reached their absolute limits.

“Yue, you can go to the restroom now.”

Yue Linger’s face was flushed as if it would bleed.

With a clenched jaw and extreme embarrassment, she pleaded, “Jiang Cheng, can you carry me there? I, I daren’t move right now.”

“Of course.”

Jiang Cheng was always eager to help others.

Liu Qing watched Jiang Cheng carry Yue Linger into the restroom around the corner, disappearing from her sight.

She looked down at her flat stomach with a hint of puzzlement.