Type-Moon, but the Servant is Tom

Chapter 82: Chen Gong: This is a necessary sacrifice!

"Gulu gulu gulu~~~."

At this moment, Spike, just like Neymar on the football field, performed a perfect fake fall and rolled away into the distance. If there were judges for rolling, Spike's performance of rolling while providing his own sound effects would undoubtedly break the scoring system. If this doesn't deserve a perfect score, then there must be some foul play involved.

However, everything has a beginning and an end. After rolling for about thirty meters, Spike ceased his rolling motion and lay on the ground like a dead dog. If Spike remained in this position, he would indeed resemble a dog.

On Gudako's side, after L Bu kicked Spike and sent him flying, there was no pause in his movements. He swiftly landed and swiftly shifted towards Spike, hovering about ten centimeters above the ground. If someone unaware witnessed this, they might have thought he was performing some form of martial arts.

Seeing that L Bu had safely come to support, Chen Gong decisively waved the bamboo slip in his hand and said, "Go, General L!"

As Spike lay on the ground, he initially intended to get up leisurely. However, when he saw L Bu swiftly closing in with a face punch, Spike's eyes widened. Lacking time to consider the logic of getting up, he used anti-gravity to pivot on his feet, transitioning smoothly from a prone position to standing upright. The entire process was incredibly fluid, resembling the hands of a clock moving from 9 to 12, just a little faster.

Once on his feet, L Bu's face punch had already arrived, leaving Spike with no time for any other action. Spike promptly stood upright, extended his left fist diagonally upward, closed his dog eyes tightly, and braced for impact.

"Bang!"

With a resounding collision, L Bu's face perfectly met Spike's raised fist. L Bu was once again "controlled" as his head tilted backward, as if his neck had broken. If viewed from the side, it was clear that L Bu's head didn't simply tilt upward; it turned completely upside down, with his face pointing towards the sky. Even Hua Tuo would shake his head upon witnessing it.

This wasn't a case of Spike's precise targeting; it was purely L Bu's exceptional reception.

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As Spike hadn't felt any harm from the impact, he opened his eyes and saw L Bu's head, which had been broken by his punch. Spike blinked with an "Aqua" expression (not specify but maybe this face) and, after retracting his fist, couldn't believe his eyes as he looked at his own hand.

He never expected that his attempt to block with his left fist would actually work!

After recalling all the times when Spike attempted to intercept Tom, the little cat, in this exact same pose, there was always a high probability of getting trampled and flattened like a pancake by Tom chasing after Jerry. Yet, now, facing someone as massive as Lu Bu, Spike seemed to be completely unharmed. Spike looked down at his own fist and couldn't help but wonder, 'Could it be... that my fist is actually powerful?'

Just as Spike was caught up in this pleasantly surprised fantasy, on Gudako's side, Chen Gong once again felt disappointed by General Lu's performance. It was evident that relying solely on brute strength was no match for this dog. Therefore, they had no choice but to resort to one of their ultimate techniques.

"General Lu Bu, self-destruct!" Chen Gong, with a resolute expression, stared at Lu Bu, who was now face-to-face with Spike. He clenched his right hand into a fist. "This is a necessary sacrifice!"

Next to them, Gudako, who had been observing the battle, perked up upon hearing these words. She rubbed her face as if feigning sadness and said, "General Lu Bu, you can rest assured. I'll take care of your horse for you!"

After pretending to be melancholic, Gudako once again transformed into a mischievous person, eagerly anticipating the spectacle. Fireworks blossomed all over the place.

As soon as Chen Gong finished speaking, Lu Bu, who was standing at a distance and locked in a stalemate, suddenly swung both hands outward, enveloped in a crimson glow. He seemed on the verge of igniting.

"Boom!!!"

A massive explosion resounded, and then... nothing followed. What was supposed to be a tremendous super-sized blast turned out to be just a sound worthy of the title "Servant Explosion."

The actual impact of the shockwave was only within the range of an anti-tank landmine.

In terms of the visual effects produced by the explosion, it was even more underwhelming. Apart from the ground being marked with graffiti-like black traces that could only be achieved in a video game explosion, the only thing left was Spike, a dumbfounded large dog turned entirely black by the blast.

With a blackened face like charcoal, Spike remained frozen in his pre-explosion pose. He blinked a few times, unable to comprehend why he had suddenly exploded out of nowhere and ended up covered in soot.

"...Huh?" Gudako, after witnessing the lackluster explosion, had a smile on her face that froze in place.

Unable to contain herself any longer, Gudako shouted loudly, "Where are the fireworks? What happened to the fireworks I wanted to see?!"

"Ma-Master?" Mashu, hearing Gudako's improper words, had a giant question mark appear over her head.

Ignoring the amazed Mashu beside her, Gudako took a step forward and exclaimed with great dissatisfaction, "Enough! I want to see rivers of blood!"

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Inside Bai Song's home, in a bedroom on the second floor, Bai Song was peacefully asleep.

"Boom!!!"

Just as Bai Song was sound asleep, a deafening explosion rang out.

"What the hell was that noise?!" Startled by the ear-splitting blast, Bai Song was jolted awake, nearly wetting the bed out of fright.

Upon waking up, the first thing Bai Song did was rub their ears. Thanks to the thunderous explosion, even after waking up, Bai Song felt as though the sound was still echoing in their ears. The discomfort caused by this sensation could be described as ten times worse than tinnitus, or even nine times worse!

After the echoes of the explosion in their ears subsided slightly, Bai Song immediately shouted, "Tom, Jerry!"

Within three seconds of Bai Song's call, Tom and Jerry rushed into Bai Song's room at lightning speed, standing upright before Bai Song as if they were being inspected by the military.

Seeing the cat and mouse rushing over, Bai Song wasted no time in asking, "What did you two blow up?!"

Upon hearing Bai Song's question, Tom and Jerry exchanged a glance, feeling as though an unnamed black pot had been firmly placed on their heads.