There Will Always Be Protagonists With Delusions of Starting a Harem

Translator: Mina

Editor: Yuika

Proofreader: Padam

Who knows what kind of thing Wu hun^[1] is!

Ye Zhizhou had his guard up against the other person while also looking around, and despaired when he found a cliff behind him! In front of him is a murderous protagonist, behind him is a cliff that he doesn't know how high, and in his arms is a fatally wounded person… How can he escape?

A small purse hanging on his gown belt suddenly shook, and then a light screen popped up. [Do you want to use the mission reward, the Flying Talisman?]

When the light screen popped up, a terrible energy suddenly burst out from the protagonist, and his spiritual power that pierced the other’s brain was violently bounced back,then madly suppressed. Ye Zhizhou’s heartstring was tight. He was too busy recovering his mental strength to have time to ask what the Flying Talismen did. Selecting the use option, he gritted his teeth, and with the girl in his arms, he jumped off the cliff!

Oh f**k it!^[2] The name Flying Talismen should mean that it could make him fly.

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The attack of the protagonist only hit air. When he finished using the martial arts, he saw the bastard actually jump off the cliff. He suddenly felt wonderful, shook off the blood on the sword, and glanced at his palm with satisfaction. He looked up to the skies and laughed loudly. This time he returned from hell, he must kill all the people who have insulted him in the past, and reach the peak in the martial arts world!

The speed they were falling at was getting faster and faster, and the face of the girl in his arms that was getting blown by the wind looked pale. Her blood started to ooze out again from her abdomen. Ye Zhizhou's heart was beating wildly, and he screamed, “Tongtian! Isn't the Flying Talismen supposed to make me fly?! I don’t want to fall to death!”

The light screen popped out, and then turned into a huge paper to wrap the two people together. A gentle light flashed past, and in the next second, the speed of the two people falling rapidly reduced, the whistling wind also weakened.

Ye Zhizhou’s tight nerves finally relaxed a little. He used his strength lifted up the girl in his arms, and gasped for breath. The greeting in this world was really too exciting. After his heartbeat gradually stabilized, he touched the short robe of his body, and took out a simple mirror from the purse of the belt to kiss it with a force. “Tongtian, you are my great savior! Be a good person to the end, give me some pills to eat. Both this girl and I are going to die soon!”

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The small mirror shook a few times and seemed to be shy, then weakly shined and sent two pills out.

“Thank you.” He put the mirror in his pocket. He took the pill and gave it to the girl first. Then he swallowed the other one, and hugged the girl tightly and closed his eyes calmly and fell to the ground.

The cliff was very tall, and the two fell for more than ten minutes before they reached the ground. He found a flat space to put down the girl, then took out the medicine box from the space. He carefully wrapped the girl’s wounds, but was worried that her internal organs were hurt, and asked Tongtian for a pill that could help with internal organs for her to eat.

When he was done, it was completely dark and the temperature dropped. He glanced at the thin dress of the girl and the short robe of his body, frowned, and took a tent from the space and quickly set it up. After setting out a quilt, he carried the girl in, wrapped himself in a down jacket and went outside to guard it. He began to check the system information.

This time when the light screen popped out, it actually froze for a bit before it started to spit out the data in broken pieces. He frowned slightly, was a bit worried and poked the mirror. “Tongtian, are you ok? Did you crash?”

[Upgrading the system, asking host to please wait a bit.]

The text became garbled, and the light screen kept flashing then disappearing. The small mirror began to shake continuously, and the shaking was so strong that it looked like the mirror was going crazy. He became more and more worried when he saw it. He couldn’t help but poke the pattern on the back of the mirror. “Tongtian, are you really ok?”

[Upgrading, please do not bother the system.]

“…”

After half an hour, the small mirror stopped shaking. The light screen that popped up was bigger than it was before, and text whizzed out.

“Slow down a bit, I know you're even better now.” The worry he was carrying in his heart finally landed, and he couldn't help but smile. He held the small mirror and kissed it again.

The text scrolling suddenly stopped, then started again slowly, and occasionally showed a few rows of wavy lines.

Is this it being shy?

He smiled and touched him again, then he restrained his emotions and started to read the information.

This world is completely different from the worlds he has lived in before. It is a martial world that relied solely on strength to speak. The energy he had felt from the protagonist before was the mainstream energy of the world – Wu Hun.

Wu Hun ability is divided into four ranks; Yellow, Black, Earth and Sky, with Sky being the best and Yellow being the worst. The protagonist of this world, before being reborn, had the worst ability rank, Yellow. It was impossible for him to truly enter the path to become a warrior during that lifetime.

Yes, the protagonist of this world was actually someone who had been reborn.

Before his rebirth, Lian Yi Zheng was abandoned by his parents, abandoned by his family, rejected by his fiancee, ridiculed by his companions, and finally and unfortunately killed by a monster. After his rebirth, he began the road to world destruction. He first got a holy practice by accident, and then he was lucky enough to get the holy talent renewing fruit while he was practicing in a cave during a gathering of all the talented families. After swallowing the fruit, his talent went from the Yellow rank straight to Sky rank, and his body became the most suitable body for practicing martial arts!

After his talent and physique was completely changed, his level of cultivation began to rise rapidly. One day, yellow rank, the next day, the yellow ninth level, and the day after, directly into the next realm. In short, it was a shock to the eye. The parents who used to abandon him, began to pay attention to him. The outstanding brother who once made him unable to lift up his head him became his foil. The grandfather, Wu Sheng, who said that he was the shame of the family, used a lot of resources to make a powerful breaking sky sword just for him. The family that broke off his marriage contract became the laughing stock of the upper class in Hua country.

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Ye Zhizhou temporarily turned off the information, looked at his weak chicken body that seemed only about 11 years old, and looked back at the young girl who was in a coma in the tent. He asked, “Tongtian, my body… and the protagonist. What is our relationship?”

[No relationship.]

He breathed a sigh of relief. He then wondered, “So why did he try to kill me?”

[Your body's sister called Zhi Huan, is the protagonist’s fiancee.]

“…The girl who had the worst death in the story is my sister?”

[Yes.]

Ok, he understands, he's the one who had the second worst death in this plot.

Wiping his face, he skipped the plot of the protagonist becoming a god, and focused on the emotional drama.

The distortion of the protagonist’s character was probably from the marriage rejection. On the way to becoming a god, he became a scum male and began to the way of looking, loving and then leaving…

Ye Zhizhou couldn’t help but look up at the night sky and wash his eyes. The relationship drama of this world protagonist is just like a little yellow book, and doing it can even actually help the protagonist to improve his skill! That’s right, the Holy practice that the protagonist got was actually a double cultivation method! Then all the girls who have done this and that with him have fallen in love with him in the end! They were probably coerced and brainwashed, and getting completely deceived! Why is there such a moronic protagonist!? Why has this kind of scum man not been destroyed by humanity?!

[Asking host to focus on the mission.]

How can he calm down? Ye Zhizhou grabbed his hair, ignoring the wound on his arm.

Saved a pair of sisters on the road, after the rescue they immediately slept together. Admitted to the top warrior college, the first thing he does after class was to try to hook up with the class flower who was also the most beautiful girl in the academy! The first time he tried, he didn’t hook her, so he turned to flatter the new smoking hot teacher! Even this slag man, was still boasted to be suave and charming powerhouse! This whole world is broken! Can it still be saved!?

After the class flower and the teacher, it was the miss of a big family, and then the cold and pure holy saint…

He took a deep breath and resisted the urge to draw an X on the plot material. He carefully recalled the protagonist’s appearance and gave a dark laugh. He really deserved to have his engagement broken in his last life! Growing up and pretending to be someone he's not, how can he not learn to be a proper human and not spout shit?

When he looked at the data again to check the timeline, he became even more angry after seeing it! This scum man has already got the talent renewing fruit, and he is leaving for college tomorrow morning!

So. Fucking. Angry!

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He looked up at the top of the cliff, but couldn’t see it, and looked back at the tent. The injured person still hasn't woken up… He's done for! On the third day of going to school, the scum man will meet the sisters that were being hunted down!

Suddenly there was a drop of water fell on his head. He curiously reached out and touched it, then frowned.

It’s raining? But why is this rain kind of sticky, and a bit warm…

ROAR–!”

The roar of a beast sounded over his head and a few more drops of warm liquid fell on him. He froze for a moment, and then trembled as he looked up, his eyes looking straight at a pair of green eyes and sharp teeth.

! ! !

He couldn't see what kind of beast it was. He only knew that the huge beast suddenly opened his mouth and ran towards him. He quickly rolled around, anxiously glanced at the tent, and then ran away from the tent.

He tried a spiritual attack, but it didn't work. He threw a bomb as well, but the other side wasn't afraid of it because of his thick skin! Ye Zhizhou finally panicked, shouting, “Tongtian save me! I don’t want to feed the beast!” He is a weak chicken who grew up in a peaceful world. He can’t fight the beast! And this big guy, why is it not afraid of spiritual power! This is not natural! Spiritual power is obviously something this creature should be afraid of!

[Asking host to focus on the mission.]

“You tell me how to calm down! Am I supposed to smile, wash myself clean, and then let the beast eat me?!”

The light screen trembled, but there was no new text.

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Two legs can't outrun four legs. Even if he circled around the trees, the other party could directly crush the trees. He won't be slowed down by it at all. Instead, he himself slowed down in order to avoid falling trees.

His back felt the warm “rain” again, then followed by the top of the head, and eventually his whole body was covered and was pressed in the darkness . In the end, he tried to attack it with his spiritual power. Still had no results. He looked desperately at the tent that he could barely see in the distance, and said goodbye to the world in his heart.

His skin felt the cold touch of the fangs on his body, then the collar of his clothes was tighten, the body is lifted, his line of sight is rapidly rising, and the surrounding scenery begins to retreat rapidly.

“What is happening?!”

[It is taking you to fly.]

“That's not what I asked! Why didn’t it eat me?!”

[Asking host to focus on the mission.]

He turned off the screen in anger and adjusted his breathing to calm himself down.

The trees below were getting smaller and smaller, and the beast continued to move upwards.It flew straight to the front of the cliff, then towards a hole in the cliff, entering a dark cave. He closed his eyes and didn’t look at the stimulating scene. His fingers were nervously poking the pattern behind the small mirror. His voice shook. “Tongtian, is it going to take me to his nest to eat me?”

The small mirror shook, and the light screen popped up.

[The next mission world is ready, and the soul can be transferred at any time.]

“…so do you think that I am already dead? You can’t find a way to save your poor host?!”

[Do you want to receive the completion reward of one reviving pill in advance?]

“…” What is the difference between this and the previous suggestion!?

[1]武魂; Martial soul/spirit

[2]The raws actually said 拼了, which could mean to stake it all, at the risk of their life, fight, etc depending on the context. I thought this would sound better/fit the context more.