The Daily Love Life Of The Immoral God And His Invisible Wife

Chapter 107: Hubby?!

Hey~ Min Jianyun, little brother~ Chen Ling, in the enhanced version of Sui Lier, playfully blinked her eyes and said, Do you have a girlfriend?

That expression sent a shiver down Min Jianyuns spine!

How does she evaluate your three-second performance? Ahaha~

Ding~ Target Min Jianyun, deduct 4 million points!

Alright, enough joking around. Actually, I can help you solve your three-second problem.

Min Jianyun: ???

What do you mean?

The enhanced version of Sui Lier in front of him slightly lifted the corner of her mouth: It means exactly what it sounds like. I can help you with it, and you wont be a three-second guy anymore.

Min Jianyuns face brightened: Are you serious about this!?

Of course, I never lie~ With a flash of cold light, a plain and unadorned dagger appeared in her hand. Ill just make a cut for you, and thats it~ Hehe~

Min Jianyun:

No!!

He frantically wriggled and struggled against the pillar, desperately trying to break free. However, he couldnt escape at all. He could only stare with fear at the Sui Lier in front of him.

She wasnt an angel she was the true embodiment of a demon!

Ding~ Targets emotions are abnormal, 5 million points!

Hehe~

Swish!

The blade fell!

Ding~ Targets emotions are abnormal, deduct 5 million points!

-5 million!

Min Jianyun froze for a moment, and in the next second, his eyes widened and he was about to scream. But Chen Ling immediately covered his mouth with the cloth.

Ugh! (Im going to kill you!)

Tsk Why is it still five million?

Chen Ling frowned. At this moment, he was still in the form of Sui Lier, looking quite cute He crossed his arms and squeezed his two little bunnies together.

This shouldnt be. I cut him, so I should have deducted ten million points

Its strange.

Just then, the real Sui Lier woke up and arrived at the door. When she saw the fake Chen Ling pretending to be her, her beautiful eyes widened in shock.

You, you, you, you

Chen Ling looked over upon hearing her voice and smiled: I am zhu? ^[1]Chinese slang for I am confused

He glanced at himself and realized that Sui Lier had woken up, but he forgot that he was still in Sui Liers appearance!

Who are you? Why did you transform into my likeness?

Min Jianyun: ??? Wait, whats going on?

He looked around in confusion and quickly figured it out.

The Sui Lier in front of him was actually Chen Ling. No one else but him!

This demon! Devil!

Ugh! Min Jianyun angrily yelled at the Chen Ling in front of him.

Chen Ling, in a very calm manner, walked towards the stunned Sui Lier. And who are you?

Sui Lier: ???

I am Su Su Sui! As she said that, she glanced at the fake version of herself in front of her and suddenly froze again. She glanced at her bunny, then looked down at her own airport.

This this impostor! How dare she be bigger than me!

Seeing her daze, Chen Ling looked behind her and suddenly had a shocked expression: Sui Lier~

Hmm? Sui Lier immediately turned around to look.

Just at that moment, Chen Lings form changed, and with a thought, he immediately appeared behind Sui Lier. As she looked back, Chen Ling had a smile on his face as he looked at her.

Ugh~ Lord God! Help! Someone is impersonating me! After saying that, Sui Lier turned her head back and looked at the person who had impersonated her earlier.

But she found that the person was gone!

???

Where where is the person? Sui Lier looked around but didnt find anything, only Min Jianyun who was staring with wide eyes and mumbling crazily. He seemed to be trying his best to say something, but Sui Lier didnt want to listen.

Chen Ling! Did you see? There was someone who looked exactly like me just now!

Chen Ling: No, you must have mistaken it, right?

Sui Lier frowned at his words, looked around once again, and then turned around, running to Chen Lings side with a distressed look: Its impossible! I definitely didnt mistake it! That person even spoke to me and asked who I was.

What should I do? Someone is impersonating me! Ugh And shes even even ugh, ugh, ugh! (Bigger than me! Ugh, ugh!)

Ding~ Target Sui Lier, 1 million points!

Chen Ling couldnt help but smile wryly: Whats the big deal if someone impersonates you? Its okay.

But, what if you mistake her for me by accident? What if you cant recognize me? Sui Lier didnt know if she hoped Chen Ling could recognize her or not.

If he could recognize her, it would be based on size! Ugh, so frustrating!

Chen Ling chuckled: That wont happen.

It will! What if she wants to hold hands with you or hug you? What would you do!?

Cough, that wont happen. I can recognize her. I am a god, after all.

Really? Sui Lier anxiously looked at him.

Chen Ling nodded: Of course.

But what if you make a mistake?

Sui Lier seemed stuck on this question, and Chen Ling explained helplessly: Well, then what do you suggest we do?

Um~ I dont want that you cant hug the wrong person, you can only hug me, woo, woo~

Ding~ Target Sui Lier, jealousy, 100 million points!

Chen Ling: ?? Whats going on here?

Ah, dont cry. Dont worry, I definitely wont make a mistake. I can recognize you at a glance.

Wuwu~ How will you recognize me? Sui Lier wiped her tears and sobbed in front of him.

Helplessly, Chen Ling said, Lets come up with a secret code that only the two of us know.

Okay!? Sounds good! Sui Lier suddenly stopped crying. A secret code that only Chen Ling and she knew sounded foolproof! So, what should our secret code be?

Seeing that her emotions had returned to normal, Chen Ling couldnt help but breathe a sigh of relief and said: Let me think lets come up with something that no one else would think of.

Okay! Sui Lier waited happily.

Chen Ling looked at her, and suddenly a bright idea came to him. His face turned slightly red as he said: Since its a secret code, it must be something that the person impersonating you would never expect!

Yes, yes!

Think about it. When she saw me just now, she called my name, so you should say something different!

Hmm? Something different? Lord God? Or boss?

Chen Ling pretended to be mysterious and shook his head lightly, saying: Keep thinking. Come up with something that an ordinary person would never say.

Something an ordinary person would never say Sui Lier murmured to herself, pondering for a moment. Then, with joy, she looked at Chen Ling: Big fool!?

Chen Ling: ???

Big silly fool!?

Do you want to get punched?

Um~ No! Hehe~ Sui Lier said and couldnt help but reveal her little tiger teeth. It was obvious that it was intentional. She was just being playful and happy~

Then? I really cant think of anything else to say. Sui Lier looked at Chen Ling with confusion.

Chen Ling coughed and said with a serious expression: Call me hubby! ^[2]The term used here is No Gng- There isnt an exact English equivalent for No Gng as it is a unique and playful term specific to certain couples in Chinese culture.  Continue reading

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Hus-hub-hub-hubb Sui Liers little mouth stuttered like a machine gun. Even though she was stuttering, she kept going with a rapid fire, but she couldnt get out the second part. Her pretty face turned redder than a ripe apple!

Suddenly, she cleared her throat and shouted loudly: Hubby!?

Chen Ling grinned: Well, whats the matter, wife?

Huh!?

Ah!?

This!?

Ding~ Target: Sui Lier, abnormal emotions, +1 billion points!

References

1Chinese slang for I am confused2 The term used here is No Gng- There isnt an exact English equivalent for No Gng as it is a unique and playful term specific to certain couples in Chinese culture. However, possible English equivalent that captures a similar tone could be my genius hubby or my brainy partner. Ill just use Hubby in translation.