Returning Transcendent Opens an Idol Agency

Chapter 417: – Turnabout Guerilla

Grainy footage flickered before revealing a hospital lobby. There were people around, but most of them had distorted faces.

> Surprise Titor stream?

> Is Ama-chan alright?

> I'm guessing there's a new member of the Titor family now?

Shortly after, Titor came into view, holding a phone. Smirking at the camera, he said, "It's me."

> THERE'S OUR MAD SCIENTIST!

> No longer friends with sad scientist, welcome back Mad scientist.

> Based!

> Based in what?

Titor turned to the side, looking into the distance. "I've managed to escape from the clutches of the organization. Our forces have secured Amadeus and the Child of Pandora."

> LOL

> Keeping up the concept even now, huh?

> This is why I love Titor.

> Remember to hit that notification button! Or you'll miss Titor's shenanigans!

> Why can't John stream like this?

> Petition to have John stream slice of life!

Titor continued looking into the distance. As he did, the camera slowly panned to reveal a receptionist desk.

There, a woman with a blurred face stood behind the desk, while a woman with blue hair stood in front of it. One whose face WASN'T blurred.

> WHOA

> Titor! You can't just dox people like that!

> Titor wouldn't do it without a reason...

> Is this a member of the organization?

> Wait. I think I know that lady...?

> She's in rough shape XD

Titor stepped into frame, looking at the lady while still holding his phone. "I left our sanctuary for a moment to gather resources, but it seems that an Agent of the organization is causing a disturbance at the gate."

At that time, the blue-haired woman noticed she was being filmed. She flinched and then pointed at Titor. "Hey!" She glared and said, "You can't film me!"

> Ooh!

> Are we Karen hunting?

> What's a Karen?

> Ugh. This is why foreigners have such a bad reputation in Japan.

> From her hair, that's definitely a streamer, right?

> I can't see her face, but the receptionist definitely sighed in relief, didn't she?

> Tech bros! Zoom! Enhance!

Titor laughed and then lowered his phone. After that, he spread out his arms and said, "Foolish agent!" He pointed at her and said, "Even Heaven's Gate opened before my gaze!" He pulled his hand back and slicked his hair. "Do you think I would abide by the whims of a mere girl like yourself?"

> :wheeze:

> So we're full drama channel now?

> Not sure I like this content... but Titor's hilarious as always

> Wait, can Titor even record this?

> It's the lobby, so it's a public area.

> Titor's blurring everyone except her. It's fine.

> ...Is Titor baiting a lawsuit?

Jenny's voice echoed from off screen. "You say that, but you listen to your 'assistant' pretty well, don't you?"

> JENNY IN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!

> LOL Jenny's there too?

> What's next, John gonna show up with the cops?

The camera panned to show Jenny standing behind Titor. Holding a Munster Energy Drink in one hand and a sandwich in the other, as well as wearing a suit with an H-line skirt, leggings, and heels, she looked like an overworked secretary.

> Secretary Jenny <3

> So cute...

> Titor really gets the weirdest crossovers XD

Titor spun around and pointed at Jenny, his ears red. "S-Silence, Secretary! I'll have no words from you!"

> Secretary Jenny confirmed!

> Jenny IS HR, after all

> If Jenny is HR, Imma need to report a lot of harassment, hehe...

> bruh

> This ain't the horny chat

> Mira-chan! That guy!

> [Mira-chan] Got it! Bonked!

> Wait, Mira-chan is real?

At that time, the blue-haired woman growled and ran over, reaching out for the camera.

Titor instantly stepped in front of her and wagged his finger. "Nuh-uh, Miss. No touching." He smirked and said, "I'm afraid there would be dire consequences if you do."

The blue-haired woman glared at Titor and jabbed a finger into his chest. "There's going to be dire consequences for YOU! Do you know who I work for?!"

> Ain't no way she just poked Titor like that.

> Girl??? Personal space???

> Americans...

> Hey! I don't think she's American... right?

> Well she sure as hell isn't European.

> Maybe she's half?

> She did NOT just try to pull a 'do you know who I am' on Titor of all people.

> Girl! Titor could ERASE you with the money he has from patents!

> 'Do you know who I work for'... Does she know?

> Okay guy, imagine though. John streaming just to flex on idiots like this.

> 10/10 would watch

> I think that'd get boring real quick though?

> Maybe just a few times?

Jenny laughed.

The blue-haired woman rounded on her and glared. "What's so funny? Think I'm joking?! I'll sue!"

> :WHEEZE:

> She'll sue, she says XD

> ded

> Wait. WAIT! I know that voice!

> HOLY CRAP! IT'S HER!

> That's Mys Fortune!

> THAT's what she looks like IRL?

> What's she doing at a hospital?

> Why does she look like she just ran a marathon?

Titor chuckled and then placed his phone against his ear again. After that, he said, "It's me. This Agent believes that this should be a private affair... How ludicrous is she to think that in this public space? It seems the caliber of the organization has fallen a great deal..."

> OMG

> IS THE ORGANIZATION VARIANT HUE?!?!

> WAIT WAIT WAIT

> I don't like this...

> Isn't this burning the forest to kill one animal...?

> Unsubscribed

> I didn't think Titor would dox someone like this...

> You Varu lovers are crazy. THINK. Why is Mys Fortune here at a hospital at this time?!

> ...HOLY CRAP

> NAH

> THE RRAT WAS RIGHT?

The blue-haired woman turned a bright red and started gnashing her teeth. She looked like she was seriously contemplating swinging on Titor.

Titor smiled and slipped his phone away. After that, he narrowed his eyes and said, "This is a public lobby, and you are causing a public disturbance. I'm afraid any right to privacy you had is forfeit. What a terrible misfortune."

> NAH

> HE WENT THERE

> WHAT SMOKE DOES TITOR HAVE WITH VARIANT HUE?!

> HOLY FVCK

> ARCHIVE BROS!

> WE CAN'T SAVE THE STREAM!?!?!?

> DAMN YOU TITORRRRR

> W-What?

> Is that really Mys?

> Does that mean that Mys Fortune was the one who caused Meryl to disappear?

> The RRAT said there were 'snakes'...

> OMG

Jenny sighed and walked into frame. Glancing at the camera, she covered her face and said, "John's going to kill us for this mess."

The blue-haired woman flinched, and then she laughed. "Hah! So Myth Inc is the one behind everything after all!" She pointed at Jenny and said, "Just you wait! You're going to get hit with the fattest defamation suit ever!"

Titor stared at the blue-haired woman.

Her smile faltered a bit and then she said, "W-What are you looking at me like that for, huh?"

"...Nothing." Titor shook his head. "...I was just wondering how people like you could exist. I mean, I'm playing up a concept, but you seem to be serious...?"

> TITOR STOP

> SHE'S ALREADY DEAD

> BASED

> GIGACHAD TITOR

> Y'all toxic as hell

> Ew. I'm leaving.

> Ugh.

> Yeah, this ain't for me, Boss...

The blue-haired woman gnashed her teeth and then stomped off towards the entrance. But before she took a few steps, she spun back to point at the receptionist and said, "Don't bother showing up to work tomorrow!"

The receptionist flinched.

At that time, Jenny walked over and said, "Don't worry, Ma'am. We're good friends with the Director here. Nothing will happen from that girl's tantrum."

The blue-haired woman let out a strangled cry. "$#@# YOU!" After that, she ran towards the entrance. As she did, she bumped into a man with silver hair and blue eyes, wearing a blue suit with an attorney badge.

But she didn't care and just ran past him.

> Oh, readit is going to go WILD

> It's ALREADY wild

> So... I guess this is where Meryl is being treated?

> Isn't this bad?

> The Varu lovers can track this place, can't they...?

> Nah. This place is all CG'd.

> So this is war, then...

Titor watched the woman leave and then shook his head. "There goes a drama queen... Or maybe we should call her a snake with how she was acting? What a terrible misfortune to run into her."

> TITOR

> STOP

> OMG

> BASED

> YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

> YES HE CAN

> WHY ARE WE SCREAMING!?

Titor laughed and then reached out to grab the camera. Pulling it towards his face, he smirked and said, "Until the next. May your heart be your guiding- Oof!"

Jenny pulled the camera away from Titor and said, "COPYRIGHT! You can't say that!"

"Aw come on! It's just a reference! Besides, it's cool-"

The stream suddenly ended. Immediately after, the vod vanished, completely deleted off the channel.

Then the internet exploded.