Rebirth in the Apocalypse: Third Time's a Charm

Chapter 381  Sweet but Psycho

"This isn't a Country K submarine, is it?" I asked with a tired sigh. I really hadn't had enough sweets or coffee to deal with this level of fuckery.

The three Country K Sea Dragon team members turned to look at me, their silence saying more than words ever could. Yup, we were fucked, and not in a good way, either. I looked at my three men and closed my eyes, stretching my neck back and forth to loosen up the tense muscles.

I was really going to need a relaxing massage when this was all over and done with.

"Need anything from the vaults?" I asked, wanting to make sure that they had what they needed. Me? I was probably just going to kill everyone. In fact, it was getting even higher on my list of things to do. 'Violence, do we really need the device?' I sighed, already knowing the answer before I finished the question.

'Do you really want someone to have access to Country M's weapons?' she replied with a question of her own. Sometimes it was really annoying to argue with yourself.

Wait…

"This is a fucking Country M submarine?!? As in the country that managed to come up with the zombie virus in the first place?!?!" I demanded. I mean, I wasn't happy with any of this in the first place, but to know that this was a Country M submarine and that we were there to get the ASAT device for Country M's nuclear satellites, well, that put me on a whole other level of pissed.

"Oh, you really fucked up badly," said Liu Yu Zeng with a smile. "And Sweetness, I'll take my bullet-proof vest, four of my guns with their holsters, and my knives with their sheaths, please, and thank you."

"This is why you wanted us to be with you. Plausible deniability. We are civilians, not military. That way, if the world ever goes back to normal, Country K has us as scapegoats and them as the innocent victims. I'll take my knives, swords, sheaths, and maybe three of the 9mm. Please," said Liu Wei as he removed his glasses to clean them.

I took out what the boys asked for, including Liu Wei's bulletproof vest. He looked at it for a second before looking at me. "If you die, I will bring you back to life just to kill you again. Do you understand me? Wear it," I growled at him before tossing a third vest to Chen Zi Han. "You too; what do you need?"

"A kiss," he smirked at me. Well, I could never say no to that. Walking over to him, I went onto my tiptoes and gave him a gentle kiss on the lips.

"Nothing can happen to you, understood?" I said, looking into the eyes of the man that I loved. "You have made me a lot of promises that you haven't fulfilled yet."

"Understood," he chuckled. "But unlike these two, I work much better in the dark. I only need my knife."

"That's fine," I said. I was not going to tell him how to do his job. "But wear the vest."

"Awe, isn't that sweet?" asked Fucktrumpet as she grinned at her two teammates. "They are so in love."

Without a word or a change in expression, I took out the 9mm with the silencer from my space and shot her point-blank in the head. Blood splattered all over the walls and her teammates.

"Awe, thank you, we really are," I said, looking down at her corpse with a smile. Then I looked up at the shocked faces of the two men before me. "What? Do you think any of you are coming out of this alive? I mean, I originally thought Gup De Lun was going to, simply because he seemed sweet. However, you have majorly fucked me and my men over."

I kicked the body at my feet, a little cranky that I hadn't controlled myself better. "I was supposed to leave your guys to the zombies outside, but they don't like dead bodies. Oh well, I guess there are always the sharks. Waste not, want not."

"You are fucked in the head; you know that, right?" demanded Dipshit as he raised his gun to me. I could even see the slightest trembling of his hand as he tried to hold it steady. How cute.

"I prefer the term Psycho, but yeah, I am well aware," I giggled. Huh, I guess Psycho came for a visit. No time like the present, I guess. "You boys ready?" I asked. Oh, wait, I had a question. "Liu Liu," I called out sweetly, and both Liu Yu Zeng and Liu Wei looked at me. "No, not Zeng Zeng, Liu Liu," I said with a shake of my head. "Or should I call you Wei Wei? Nah, I like Liu Liu better."

"Yes, Sweetheart, what can I do for you?" smiled Liu Wei, not at all put off by my current personality. And that is how you know he really loves you.

"On a sub, is fire or ice better?" I asked cocking my head. I really wanted it to be fire, but then I thought that maybe I would start blowing things up that probably shouldn't be blown up. We were 500 feet under the ocean after all.

"Let's stick to ice for right now, okay?" he said with a gentle smile on his face. "You can blow up whatever you want to after we get out of the tub." The man was smart; what could I say?

"Okay," I said with a nod before I pushed aside the two Navy members and opened the door.

On the other side of the hatch stood five men in the Country M Navy uniform, their FN SCAR raised and pointed at me. Great, as if the Navy wasn't bad enough, they had to be SEALs. And I didn't mean the cute kind.

"Well, Bless your heart," I said with a shake of my head right before I flicked my wrist and brought all of the guns into my space. "But I really don't like to have a gun in my face. Now, it seems like we have a few things to talk about, don't we?"