Paradise Pokeball System

Vol. 2 Chapter 51: Baby Meowth

"Shut up! Shut up! You are going to ruin everything! What if he hears us?" Jessie scolded, and James nodded as they continued shaking the cat.

"We told you! You of all Pokémon should be interested in this! Pokémon think you are a freak because you can talk like a human, and most humans think you are a freak because you are a talking Pokémon! This is your big chance!" James whispered, but Meowth just clutched at his chest in shock at the sight he had just seen.

"So, we can be Pokémon that can also act and look like humans? He just catches them and, bam! You're a Poke-person?! I could finally have a real girlfriend! Maybe I can even have a baby Meowth like me!" Meowth shouted, and then both of his teammates slapped him so hard that it made him spin circles.

"What is wrong with you? We are on a mission here, and you are thinking about having babies? Shut your trap before you get us caught!" Jessie complained, and Meowth shrugged.

"Just because you're still a virgin doesn't mean you can dowse on my dreams, woman! We all suck when it comes to this love business! James gets walked on, and you just have a horrible personality that either scares the guys away, or only attracts the bad ones! This is my big chance! I might finally get my dream to not be considered a freak!" Meowth ranted, and Jessie and James slapped him again.

"Don't call me a virgin!" Jessie screamed, and James slapped her.

"Stop shouting!" James scolded, and Meowth crossed his arms and stuck his tongue out at him.

"I can and will call it as I see it! You are a virgin too, and if you want, I will fix that for you! I bet if he can change a Pokémon into a human, he could probably turn you into a girl. I will just have to put in a good word for ya!" Meowth laughed, and James blushed with a furious face.

"Why would I want to become a woman?!" He demanded, but then both Meowth and Jessie gave him a look.

"Do you have to ask? Just how many times have you volunteered to dress up as a woman?" Jessie's and James flinched, but then pointed his finger at Jessie.

"It was for the mission! And you are no better! You always dress up as a man!" James shot back, and Jessie looked like she was going to respond, but Meowth shook his head.

"No, Jessie likes men," Meowth said, and Jessie nodded, but then Meowth started to add, "I have seen her touching herself to a picture of the boss, saying how she wants him to ravage all her-"

Jessie tackled Meowth, covering his mouth and looking around as if anyone would be able to hear them at this distance, and then she leaned down and whispered in his ear.

"Do you have to say that stuff out loud?" She demanded, and Meowth smiled.

"You should save this aggressive stuff for your new boyfriend over there," Meowth said, and then he started squirming. "Now, get off of me! The brat and his poke girls are gone!"

Team Rocket all returned their attention back to the man and the group of strange-looking Pokémon, they couldn't see them. The group looked around, and then a large Talonflame appeared not too far from where Landon had been.

"I bet that has something to do with Jessie's boyfriend! After them!" Meowth cheered, but Jessie slapped him.

"Don't you dare make fun of my feelings! That man is not my boyfriend!" Jessie growled, and Meowth rolled his eyes.

"Fine, let's just get going," James said, and then the three ran forward, jumping over the bush.

When they got over, they found Landon, and his Pokémon standing near the path again, but there was another man there with red hair, wearing a chef's uniform. The large Flametalon was in front of him.

"Look! He is getting into a trainer battle, but look at the level of the Pokémon he is facing! That is a level 86 Talonflame according to my Pokédex!" James exclaimed as they disguised themself to blend in with the tall dry grass.

"What Pokémon do you think he will use to... is he walking out to face the Pokémon?" Jessie asked, but then all three members of Team Rocket froze as Landon activated his Hydro Flash Skin.

"What am I even looking at right now?!" James demanded as he watched water cover Landon's hands and feet, and then broke off into three rotating streams of water that crackled with electricity.

Meowth had a frown on his face. "So you are trying to tell me that this guy not only turns Pokémon into humans, but he can use Pokémon moves?! Just where did this freak come from?!"

Jessie, James and Meowth all continued to stare at the scene, completely shocked, and they were all frozen in place.

In an instant, Landon had moved to strike the Talonflame so fast that none of them had actually seen what he had done. The Talonflame had jumped back just in time, taking off into the air, circling around to use Flare Blitz. When the Pokémon dove down at Landon, he was able to dive out of the way, and the water whips that rotated around his wrists and ankles shot out to grab the Flametalon. Without any hesitation, the Pokémon launched itself into the air to fly straight up and into the clouds, dragging Landon behind it.

"What in this world are we even watching? Is this a Person or Pokémon?" James asked with a look of confusion on his face.

"I have no idea, but we are missing a lot of action! Why'd that stupid bird drag him up past the clouds?" Meowth demanded, and they all waited a few seconds, but the two didn't return.

"Maybe he can fly," Jessie suggested, and James shook his head.

"There are some Pokémon who can fly and others that can glide, but the only Pokémon who can truly fly is a Legendary Pokémon like Rayquaza, Articuno, or Zapdos," James explained, and Meowth scoffed.

"I don't care if they can fly or not! We are supposed to be watching him and recording for the boss! We ain't doing that from down here," Meowth said, and Jessie glared at the cat Pokémon.

"Can you fly?" Jessie growled, but then a massive white Pokémon none of them had ever seen before burst out of the clouds, doing a barrel roll then stabilizing in the air as the Flametalon burst from the clouds as well.