One Moo'r Plow

Not A Chapter Announcement Time. Patreon, discord, update schedule, art.

Hey hey people. Exe here. I regret to inform you that due to extraordinary circumstances -mostly regarding my fantastic driving skills and multiple feet of snow that infests the ditches here- today will a suboptimal day.

The last of such, I assure you. Please, I implore you, turn those pots of tar and feathers at another poor soul. I do bring some happy news.

The first tier of patreon is ready to launch.

I have finally, at the express bullying advice of my fellow authors, launched this venture. As of current, there are three tiers.

The first tier gets 3 chapters-1 week ahead of RoyalRoad.

The second tier gets 6 chapters- 2 weeks ahead of RoyalRoad

The third tier gets 13 chapters- just over 1 month ahead of RoyalRoad.

As of current, tier 1 is completed and will be filled by day's end. I will be writing 1-2 chapters a day. Every day. Until the rest are also topped off. Only then will my flayed fingers receive some small stipend of rest.

this would also be a great time to announce changes to the posting schedule:

RoyalRoad now receives 3 chapters a week.

I know, I know, blasphemy and heresy and lynching time. But, hear me out. This writing business is not a sprint, it's a marathon. I have foolishly written and yoloed all this content onto RR without so much as a chapter of backlog. I must now attend to that. While there are some superhuman machines out there that can reliably output insane amounts of words with little regard for what us mortals can achieve, I am not among their ranks.

As such, chapters will now be posted Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays.

There is a discord.

Link below :3

There is new art incoming.

No, it is not AI-made.

And with that, I will see you all tomorrow. Unless of course you've signed up for Patreon and gotten the speedball special by then.