Once Upon a Time In Hollywood

Chapter 73 Invitation to the Golden Globe Awards Dinner? What a piece of crap!

WDNMD!

When Roland opened the envelope, holding the invitation letter, he could no longer suppress the prehistoric power in his body!

After carefully reading it several times, he was able to confirm with certainty that he recognized every word on this invitation letter.

But if he connected these words into a sentence, he was shocked to find that he couldn't read it?

He was nominated for a Golden Globe for Best Actor in a Musical Comedy?

Grab the grass!

Is this special code fake?

In his previous life, he spent so many years in that unspeakable mysterious country, not to mention the pheasant award, even those important awards are all traffic.

Just like JAY's face was black all the time, and Runtu half-faced with a strong smile after participating in the Chinese song and music festival, and watched helplessly as the trainee won the annual golden song with "WaitWaitWait", in the major media business awards have to rely on operation In the face of the situation, Roland didn't feel that he could stand out at all.

But now?

After traveling for less than 300 days, America's film and TV Golden Globes opened the door to themselves? ! !

What the **** is this?

Although the gold content of this award is not as high as the local Oscars, but—

The difference between yes and no is very big!

Not only that, just a nomination is also an excellent qualification!

And this qualification came to him so easily now?

This special code is also...

It's too difficult!

"This is…"

"Really?"

Besides being surprised and shocked, Roland also wanted to find out the truth from his manager Samantha.

But as soon as the words came out, he wanted to give himself a big slap in the face!

This question is too stupid to ask!

Who is Samantha?

She is the manager of CAA!

Not only that, the Boss behind her is Spielberg!

Everyone is a family!

In this case, is it necessary for her to get a fake invitation to fool herself?

Looking at the bewildered little guy in front of him, with a puzzled look in his pupils, Samantha, who was wearing a suit and skirt, wanted to laugh a little.

Because Roland's soulless appearance is so cute...

"Of course it's true. It's signed by the president of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association."

"If you don't believe it, you can take this invitation to James and Arnold and let them appraise it for you."

"But I don't think it's necessary. "Home Alone", such a popular movie, if the current results can't bring you a nomination, then the Golden Globe Awards, which depend on the ratings, may not be able to survive. Long…"

Samantha looked at Roland with a smile. Although she felt that Roland's reaction was a bit excessive, it's normal for a child who hasn't seen the world!

Besides, they are the only ones who feel that Golden Globe nominations are not important, right? !

You know, as early as 1976, Spielberg was nominated for the best director with "Jaws". Over the years, he has won five director nominations alone;

Lucas is the same. The two works of "American Graffiti" and "Star Wars" made him appear at the award show;

Not to mention Scorsese, he will still participate in this year;

As for Coppola? He has already held four;

And Zemeckis, who was always believed by everyone to have clearly taught Roland, also appeared at the party in 1986 with "Back to the Future"...

In the face of such an outstanding record, they really don't think it's so awesome to be nominated for the Golden Globe Award.

As long as the box office of the movie is good enough and the performance is not overwhelming, the main creative team will more or less get a few invitations.

After all, compared with the Oscars, the Golden Globes are more commercial in nature, and this award is ultimately for everyone to increase their social status.

Awards elevate the personal style of actors and directors, and reflect the good vision of producers, but while having these things, they are also the capital for those winners to demand high prices from investors...

No way, who told the Golden Globes to be organized by the Hollywood Foreign Press Association?

What kind of comprehensive evaluation of skills, strength level, these considerations are negligible.

You should know that many of the members here are not American, and among them, there are many elderly people.

The way to retain voting membership is also very simple. You only need to publish four paid entertainment articles every year, and you can continue to stay in the circle and participate in the final selection of awards.

Even though this association strictly controls the number of members at around 90, it cannot conceal the filth and decay inside. Nine years ago, in 1982, during the selection process of the Golden Globe Awards, even more There was a situation where all the members were bribed collectively and sold prizes directly; and the guy who obtained the membership as a playwright, after getting the membership, changed his career to become a photojournalist, kept his membership through photo articles, and got up every year to make money , that's more!

In front of these unprofessional guys, the Golden Globe Awards are just an entertainment dinner organized by a group of people to make money. Sit in a row and share the fruits. I just smiled casually, and only those movie fans who are swayed by public opinion will feel that this award is very important to their idols.

The group of people at the top of the pyramid don't look down on this thing at all.

This is just a big show once a year, it doesn't matter if you get it or not.

Not only that, some guys are too lazy to participate even though they got nominated!

As for status in the world?

Coppola won a lot of Golden Globe Awards, but it can't change the true status quo that Lucas and Spielberg are the two most powerful people in Hollywood at the moment, and since Roland has already embraced this thigh, then he Is it necessary to be happy for getting nominated?

These nomination awards are just a ladder for people to ascend to the sky.

Even if Roland won an award today instead of a nomination, it is impossible for him to use this broken ball to let the truck driver teach himself, let alone pick up the storyboard of "Jurassic Park" in front of Spielberg. Script, wanton viewing.

but-

Holding the thigh is different.

Since Roland has already connected with those bosses, what is the use of this nomination ladder?

One can’t help him get a movie contract—

The Jewish gang never lacks film contracts;

Second there is no way to increase his pay—

Fox would go crazy if his net worth reached 12 million because of the Golden Globe nomination;

Three can't increase his popularity—

Now that he walks alone on the street, no one dares to abduct him. If he still increases his popularity, how far will he go?

In this way—

Isn’t this tasteless!

After Roland reacted, the original surprise and excitement disappeared without a trace.

An invitation to the Golden Globes dinner?

What a crap!

Isn't this trying to rub my heat?

Go as you go!

Use it as a table leg for me, I will feel panicked by this thing.

Want me to leave filming and go to an awards show?

Well…

It seems that I can’t do it if I don’t go!

Although for the vast majority of people, the Golden Globes are not as important as movie fans and audiences imagined, but it is also a very good opportunity for exposure and publicity. Guys who are nominated for the first time will generally appear on the red carpet with ecstasy. On the blanket, only a guy like Roland, who overtakes on a curve, doesn't care about these things.

After all, Roland's upgrade routine is different from others.

Others started the game with a knife, and all their equipment depends on fighting, but what about him?

One knife full level 999! All equipment exploded 666!

Why…

How can you poor people enjoy the joy of krypton gold players?

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But even if you don't care, you still have to give face.

This is the ecological rule of the whole circle.

Even though the state of Roland now is very similar to that of Xiao Li who refused to attend the Oscars back then, the nature is not the same.

Because Xiao Li didn't get nominated, he was young and frivolous and uttered wild words, so he directly dissed the entire Oscar Academy; but as for Roland... he hugged his thigh, he really didn't want to waste time on this kind of boring at the party.

However, the role of social experience is fully reflected at this moment.

If Roland was really a guy in his teens, after getting all of this, he would be like the little Swedish environmental protection girl, jumping out to criticize everything with a decisive attitude, but now—

He put away the complaints in his heart, looked up at Samantha, and asked calmly, "Are you here to help me ask for leave?"

The current truck driver is in the stage of volcanic eruption.

If Roland went to ask for leave at this time, what he encountered would definitely be a storm!

Partial kind!

"Of course, I'm here to help you get rid of James." Although Samantha didn't know why Roland suddenly woke up from joy, she had seen too much of that silence now.

Don't think everyone wants to go to this kind of dinner, sometimes, many people even hope that they can't get nominated, just like Coppola's dad, let his kind of old man come from New York , is it really going to kill someone?

As for why Samantha came to help Roland ask for leave?

This is even easier!

Schwarzenegger knew that Cameron was in trouble, how could other bosses not know?

Rather than letting Roland get sprayed **** by Cameron, it's better to get things done directly.

Their agents don't need to look for any projects, they just need to handle these chores.

And when Samantha took Roland to ask for leave, Cameron, who heard the news, just turned his head and gave Roland a blank look, and immediately waved his hand, ready to leave, "I finished filming your scenes in these two days, twenty No. You can go directly to the Sony studio."

"We will stay in Los Angeles for the next one and a half months, so you don't have to worry about travel."

have to…

Roland could see it. There was only one way to avoid being scolded by the truck driver.

You have to be better than him.

But the question is, do you want to be better than a truck driver?

It's better to stick your head over and let him add an intelligence buff to you!

Now that the leave has arrived, if he does not attend on time, it will be unjustifiable, and when the news spread that he was confirmed to attend the Golden Globes, NBC, which was in charge of broadcasting the Golden Globes dinner, naturally threw out the news, "We accept According to the latest news, the son of luck, Roland Allen, who was favored by good luck, will attend this year's American Film and TV Golden Globe awards dinner. Depardieu, Johnny Depp, Richard Gere, Patrick Swayze all vying for the trophy for Best Actor in a Musical or Comedy."

"Whether this guy who has leveraged nearly 500 million box office in the past few months can drive the ratings of the Golden Globes is still unknown, but at least we know that the Golden Globes may not be as popular as those kids. to him."

The situation is roughly the same as Roland's own prediction. Many people also think that the **** of the Golden Globes is to catch Roland's popularity. After all, the movie "Home Alone" is aimed at all families in America, and once those who like Roland If the family turns on the TV to watch this program, the organizer of the Golden Globe Award will earn it.

But in this case, it seems a bit idiotic to want the Golden Globes to give back.

You know, even Shirley Temple, who has won an Oscar honorary award, has nothing at the Golden Globes.

Roland wants to pry those judges as a child?

Dream it!

Of course, since they all decided to come, things like rubbing and being rubbed are obviously no longer within the scope of Roland's consideration.

Because he was not yet old enough to be a female companion, Roland stepped onto the red carpet together with the invited crew members.

Perhaps it was because the multinational forces headed by America started bombing Baghdad two days ago, and Operation 'Desert Storm' was officially launched, so the scale of the red carpet was far less than Roland imagined. Not only that, he even found that Wow, even the 'crazy fans' on the red carpet were actors hired temporarily by the organizer's staff.

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no way-

In this happy America, where gun battles happen every day, no one can guarantee whether there will be extreme protesters coming to attack after the red carpet is opened.

If the happy event is turned into a funeral in front of the national live broadcast, then the fun will be great.

However, hiring extras to act as fans is actually a pretty good choice.

Rowland had just stepped onto the red carpet with director Chris Columbus, leading actors Joe Pesci, and Daniel Stern, and the cheers of support had already sounded.

That shout like a heat wave directly made Roland mistakenly think that he had become an international movie star.

If it weren't for being led by Chris Columbus, he probably would have had a tactical fallback.

Anyway, in this day and age, no one will make him apologize.

And during the red carpet interview, when Roland was asked by the host what he thought of the rising box office and everyone's love, Roland, who had already escaped from the buff of international movie stars, replied very calmly: "This Proving that the idea of ​​being alone at home is the dream of most people, as for the audience's love?"

"I asked Ashley and Mary about this issue before."

"The answer the two of them gave me was..."

Speaking of this, Roland made a bewildered expression, then suddenly shrugged, shook his head and said, "Whoknows?"

"Oh, this kid is so cute."

"Wow, isn't this the classic move of the Olsen sisters? It really is a family, and Roland does it so similarly."

"Oh my god, that move is better than the innocent shrug in the movie."

When the audience sitting at home saw Roland's innocent questioning action through the TV, they smiled knowingly and appeared instantly.

This is not only because Roland is imitating the classic lines and actions of the Olsen sisters in "Full House", but also because the audience, no matter what generation they are, like to eat children and act cute.

As for being cute during the red carpet interview, will it affect the style of the awards?

Come on, the Golden Globes are just a show!

Since he won't be given an appearance fee, and won't give him an award, if he doesn't take the opportunity to show himself on the radio, so that the audience who come for him in front of the TV won't feel like his trip was in vain, won't he? Is it true that the popularity of the Golden Globes is in vain?

Roland would never do such a thing as Baigan!

Because of this, when the host of the red carpet asked Roland if he had anything to say to the fans who supported him in front of the TV, Roland, who had been thinking about countering the popularity of the Golden Globes, immediately slapped his thigh and asked the host Fang asked for an electric guitar.

After seeing Roland's skillful tuning, the three guys standing aside, Chris Columbus, Joe Pesci, and Daniel Stern, closed their eyes instantly, wanting to die selectively.

I am a mother!

Roland is going to sing and dance "Come and Get Your Love" again!

Note: ①The gold content of the Golden Globes is a matter for the beholder to see the wisdom of the benevolent. The famous Hollywood comedy star Groucho Max of the three Max brothers said, "Joining the HFPA made him feel ashamed, and his credit plummeted." After his death, there was an incident of Pia Zadora buying prizes. How much is a bottle of Golden Globes, and the price is clearly marked. Last year, Gary Oldman, who won the Oscar winner with "Darkest Hour", sprayed the Golden Globes in 2014 as "meaningless, just the collective suicide of ninety incompetent people", while in "Darkest Hour" In the documentary "Golden Globe Awards: Dirty Privacy in Hollywood", it broke the news how much the Golden Globe Awards value ratings (in fact, it is the broadcast fee of the radio station), and explained how the selection tradition of "Miss Golden Globes/Mr. The springboard of the second generation of stars. ②The Golden Globes like to kneel and lick super popular actors very much, and they can do everything to stretch the ratings. One year Tom Hanks attended, and the host would do five push-ups as soon as the camera was shown to him.