My Identity Is Becoming More and More Astonishing

In the semi-ancient grand hall,

Chen Yu was utterly shocked for the entire day.

By the time he came back to his senses, the princess had already "enthusiastically" pressed herself against him.

"No...no way!"

Bending his knees, Chen Yu hastily backpedaled, his face pale with discomfort, "Your Highness, please stop joking around."

"I command you," said the princess, her pretty face turning cold, "get on."

"I can't get on."

"Why not?"

"My pubic bone hurts."

"Where does it hurt?" the princess asked, startled.

"My bones hurt," Chen Yu retreated to the doorway.

"Do you think you can run now and pretend nothing happened?" The princess toyed with her hair while looking captivatingly beautiful, "The Great Emperor is very jealous. If he finds out you kissed me, your entire family will be exterminated."

Chen Yu frowned, "You were the one who moved your lips first."

"Do you like that I made the first move? Good." The princess tossed her sheer garment aside, "As you wish."

Chen Yu's forehead was covered in cold sweat.

His mentor never told him there would be such unexpected events...

"Your Highness, the princess!"

Just as the princess advanced threateningly,

a long call suddenly came from outside the door, "His Majesty invites you to enjoy the flowers at Longhua Pool."

Chen Yu was immediately relieved.

The princess's brows furrowed tightly, she halted her graceful steps and after a moment of silence, she responded loudly, "Understood."

Then she stared intently at Chen Yu and asked quietly, "How long do you need for one time?"

"Usually, seventeen hours," Chen Yu replied.

"You're shitting me... Are you a donkey?"

"I'm flattered," Chen Yu bowed.

"...Fine." The princess bent down, picked up her sheer garment, and put it back on, "You can't escape. Come again tomorrow, if it's not seventeen hours, I'll castrate you."

Chen Yu: "..."

"Creak—"

Pushing open the heavy wooden door, the princess smiled radiantly, her demeanor gracious and speech gentle, "Chen truly demonstrates exceptional medical skills. With just a pulse diagnosis, you pinpointed the illness. I hope that Divine Doctor will formally treat this palace's ailment tomorrow."

Chen Yu: "..."

After saying this, the princess gave Chen Yu a curtsy and left gracefully.

The young girls waiting in the courtyard clustered around the princess and followed her away.

One mischievous maid even turned to make a face at Chen Yu, "Good fortune to her Majesty~ Meh~"

Chen Yu: "..."

He stood in place, silent for a long while.

Chen Yu looked around: "Damn, there better not be any cameras, right?"

One minute later.

He walked out of the quadrangle and immediately bumped into the pale man who had led him here.

"This way, I'll escort you out of the palace."

"Thank you."

Following the man, Chen Yu walked with his head down, hesitating to speak.

He very much wanted to ask if the Great Emperor's "princess" was widely known to be promiscuous.

But considering he might end up spattered with blood if he asked, he held back.

Both being Transcendents.

Their agility was exceptional.

Before long, they had left the building complex.

The pale man stopped and said, "Just keep going straight ahead, you should know the way. I won't see you out."

"I'm going back alone?"

"Yes," the man nodded, "When you pass the main hall, don't go in, just walk straight. I have other matters to attend to, so I'll go ahead."

With that, the pale man crossed his arms and turned to leave.

"...I've got to get going too."

Chen Yu looked serious and started to jog.

He hastened along the stone path, moving straight ahead.

When passing the "Sacred Hall," he indeed didn't go in. However, he was stopped by the young man "lazing" in the rocking chair wearing a duckbill cap, "Fellow daoist, please wait!"

Chen Yu stumbled, his scalp tensing, "Are you saying I should keep running or run?"

"Already told you to wait, why are you running?" The young man in the duckbill cap stood up, approached Chen Yu, and raised the handheld console in his hand, "Is this 'Zelda' what you were talking about?"

"Yes, yes, yes," Chen Yu nodded as he continued to run, "I've got to go, we'll chat later."

"Hey, wait a sec!" The young man with the handheld console chased after Chen Yu, "It seems this game can also connect online, where's the recharge portal?"

"Recharge portal? I know it." Chen Yu took out his smartphone while running, swiped on the screen, and showed it to the young man with the cap, "This is it."

"Thanks, bro." The young man also pulled out his phone and scanned for 648 Yuan, "Sent it... Huh? Isn't this your payment code?"

"Thanks, boss." Chen Yu pocketed his phone, "With your smarts, you can say goodbye to gaming. I'm off."

Slowing down, the young man in the duckbill cap watched Chen Yu's retreating back in a daze, "Where are you going?"

"Going home."

"And then?"

"Going to school."

"Oh." Nodding, the young man hesitated for a long while and then shouted, "Can you not go to school?"

"If I don't go to school, will you support me?" Chen Yu ran farther away without looking back.

"...I'll support you!"

Chen Yu paused momentarily, turned around, and asked with confusion, "Are you nuts?"

The young man: "..."

Watching Chen Yu disappear at the end of the brick road, the young man with the duckbill cap scratched his head, "Why doesn't he follow the script."

After a while.

The young man put down the handheld console and snapped his fingers towards the void.

"Snap!"

A knife-wielding, masked figure appeared behind the young man, kneeling on one knee, "Your Highness."

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"Within three minutes, I want to know everything about this man."

"Yes!"

The space spun.

The world shifted.

Chen Yu ran through the purple-gold archway and got into a black car waiting ahead.

"You're out already?" the busty female instructor asked, surprised.n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om

"Quick, give me a bottle of water."

"Oh, right."

Chen Yu took the bottle of mineral water from the instructor, twisted off the cap, and gulped it down in a few seconds, then let out a long sigh of relief, "Dammit, you nearly got me killed."

"What happened? Is the illness of her highness, the princess, difficult to cure?"