Mob Yandere

Chapter 174.2

[Part 2/4]

"Hey, I want some too!"

"Give me more, give me more!!"

"You guys eat that over there!"

The brats were making a fuss over the cold noodles, but I was serving them from a bucket. The water from the well was untreated, but we were using it anyway. It was possible that it might upset their stomachs, but as their guardian, I couldn't just let them have their way.

"Look, if you add ice to the broth, it'll get cold, right? Just be patient."

"Aww, that's so cheap!"

"It's fine, it's cheap. Do you need watermelon too?"

When I threatened the brats, the problematic lizard girl started eating the noodles, making silly noises. The younger ones also started eating from the bucket.

"No, I want to eat it too!"

"...No, that's not very nice."

For some reason, it had become a cold noodle party in the morning, all thanks to the young lady in front of me. She was complaining about the heat and wanted something cold, so she ordered the maid to prepare noodles, ice, and broth from who-knows-where. By the way, the DIY cold noodle unit with a waterslide was also her handiwork. What a leisurely person...

"That is... To be exact, did you bring the ingredients yourselves?"

We've got sliced cucumbers, roasted eggplants with sesame seeds, and tamago-yaki... Somen noodles will be served with these toppings. To be honest, I've been "borrowing" them from the orphanage's fields and chicken coops without permission. Aren't I thieves? Why don't I get cursed? Is it because I'm in charge of the kids' meals?

"Ah, this is so delicious and refreshing!! ...But why can't we use green onions? Aren't they a staple seasoning?"

"Just look at the meals you've been having since you got here, and you'll understand."

This orphanage is a big, half-youkai family, and we have to be careful with certain ingredients. Green onions, in particular, are a no-go. They might contain harmful substances, so it's better not to use them at all. It's like having an allergy or something.

"We have ginger, so please make do with that."

"And what about wasabi?"

"Do you plan on going all the way to the mountains to pick it? It's too stimulating, so please stop."

By the way, when I rejected the wasabi, Murasaki was eating somen noodles in the background, looking relieved. Maybe she's not a fan of wasabi?

"Hey, Oni-san, can I have some sauce?"

"Who's an oni? Here, take this sauce and go."

I'll add some ice to the sauce that the annoying brats are asking for and pour it into their bowls along with the somen noodles. The cold noodles are so refreshing! The brats are laughing and having a great time.

"You'll get watermelon later, so don't eat too much, or your stomach will get bloated!"

I call out to the brats who are devouring their somen noodles, but they probably won't listen. Brats are like that――once they focus on something, they don't notice anything else around them.

"Yes, yes! Next, let's have cucumber slices! Oh, it's here! It's so big!!"

...Wait, there are people who aren't listening to me, even though they're not kids. And what's with pouring the entire cuc*mber into the bowl?

"Hmm, nnn... is this some kind of elegance?"

"What's with the way you're eating that cucumber?"

She was saying something obscene, savoring the extremely thick cucumber with her mouth, and the responses to that were quite something. Was that supposed to be elegant? What even is elegance? (Philosophy)

"What's the point of doing something like that?"

As I said that, she demonstrated by taking a big bite of the cucumber. She tilted her head back and slid the cucumber into her mouth. Whoa, that's scary. How is she doing that? Isn't she worried about choking?

"Wow!"

"That's amazing!! How did you do it!!?"

The other boys and I, including Murasaki, were stunned, while the girls were clapping and cheering for Shinobu. They were shining with admiration, and I made a mental note not to try that. If I tried, I'd probably die from choking.

"Don't worry, don't worry, I have a lot of experience ...Or was it eggplant I tried last time? I'll teach you sometime?"

"No thanks."

It was really okay. Or rather, what kind of experience was she talking about?

"What kind of experience do you think it is?"

"Please don't get too reckless. At least consider the time and place."

As I looked at the idiotic boys with question marks on their heads, I thought to myself, "If they learn weird knowledge, I'll get beaten up by Tanuki later."

"Heh heh, you don't have to be shy. I can give you a private lesson sometime?"

"I refuse. ...Murasaki-sama, stop it. Don't look at me like that."

I didn't like being looked down upon, but I also didn't want her to keep comparing Shinobu's mouth and my lower abdomen with a curious gaze.

"You're really shy. You don't have to be that embarrassed, do you?"

"I'm not embarrassed or anything?"

This little Demon acts cute, but I won't fall for it. Even if I set aside the dangers of sexually transmitted diseases and whatnot, the girl in front of me is beyond redemption, being connected to the Youkai Salvation Organization and all....

"Is that true?"

"Wh-whoa?!"

Suddenly, the Seductress young lady closed in on me. Her body pressed against mine, and her crystal-colored eyes gazed at me from up close. The pupils that seemed to absorb light tried to see right through me.

Her eyes were too dark, and I couldn't help but stiffen. I forgot to push her away, and all I could do was respond to her gaze.

"...Ah, yeah?"

And then she let out a disappointed sigh. A warm, sweet breath caressed my face.

"Can't see'? Or rather...what's with this color? Uh, I don't get it..."

"What's going on?"

"This conversation. ...Rather than that, let's hurry up and eat, shall we? If we take too long, the noodles will get soggy, and the water will get warm..."

While saying that, Miyataka's young lady took a step back and turned around. Then, she quickly focused on eating her noodles, and after that, she never looked back at me again....

"What's going on...huh?!"

Murasaki, who was standing next to me, brought me back to reality. She was looking up at me with a sidelong glance, her face looking quite displeased.

"...Murasaki-sama, what's going on?"

"A lesson for the idiot who's spacing out, I suppose?"

"A lesson..."

"Do you have a complaint?"

I get what she's trying to say, but come on, can't she see I'm not spacing out? I mean, I'm not even looking away.

"...I'll say it again, that's a false accusation."

"Who knows? My gaze won't be deceived, no matter how you try to cover it up."

I'm not going to say anything about the cousin's good and bad points... it's too harsh, so I'll just keep quiet. I'll just quietly slurp my noodles. Ugh, these are really good. That young lady, she brought us some great noodles from a good store, didn't she?

"Are you just going to sit there in silence? Typical, when things get tough, guys just shut up, huh?"

I let out a snort and am amazed, and Yona elegantly slurps her noodles from a purple ceramic bowl. And with that, the meal is over.

"Thank you for the meal."

"Is that all?"

"I'm not a fat eater either. I also need to get ready too."

Murasaki must be talking about getting a doctor's note and going out. She was the first to finish her breakfast.

"Yona, I need to talk to you later. Shinobu-hime, thanks for the meal. It was delicious!"

She says that bluntly and heads towards the hospital room. I can hear voices saying "Eee!? Young lady!? You're over there...!?" and "Bye-bye♪" from the direction of the noodle slider, but... whatever.

"...Yeah. That's right. Even for that white girl..."

Anyway, I divide the noodles into several portions, adding ingredients and soup, and put ice on top. The plan has changed a bit, but... these are thin noodles. It will be eaten.

"O-Oni-san! Is that for Shiro-chan's?"

"..."

A voice calls out from behind me, away from the group. I slowly turn around, looking rough. That lizard girl is there, looking fearless.

"What is it, Akane? Haven't you eaten yet?"

"I ate 5 bowls!"

"You ate a lot!"

Considering how much she eats, she must have had a whole bowl to herself, including the ingredients. She must be full.

"I'll go with you! Let me tag along!"

"No need."

I give a energetic but reluctant reply to Akane's enthusiastic declaration. It's troublesome to have someone noisy around.

"Eh, okay! I'll go pay my respects too!"

"Think about the person receiving the visit. Don't burden them."

"I won't!! It's better to stick together, absolutely!! She won't be lonely, right, I mean Shiro-chan?"

"Muuh..."

I was slightly hesitant about her last words. After Shiro fell ill, I was basically the only one who had contact with her. I had to be careful for the brats not to catch her illness, but... am I really the only one who can make her feel less lonely?

"No way, but... wouldn't it be better if someone else did it?"

There are plenty of adults at the orphanage who are more mature and gentle. There's no reason to take this kid along.

"What's the reason for choosing you?"