How To Survive as a Villain

After finishing her duties, Hong Xiu turned around and walked out of the Imperial bedchamber, closing the door behind her.

Xiao YuAn sat back on the firewood stack and pointed to his side. “Come here, I have something to discuss with you.”

Yan HeQing put away the hairpin, and took a seat in a tight position. Xiao YuAn’s eyes were very different than before.

“Why do I know about the hairpin origin? I will tell you if I have a chance in the future.” Xiao YuAn casually patted his clothes. “I just had an idea, I want you to move to Jing Yang Palace.”

Before Yan HeQing could say anything, Xiao YuAn hurriedly said, “I know that Jing Yang Palace is ‘that kind of place’, but I really don’t mean that to you. Besides, you should also be aware of this: there’s someone in the House of Internal Affairs that regards you as an eyesore. Eunuch Zhao is the head of the House of Internal Affairs. He won’t care even if I say a few words to him, so you can’t stay here. It’s better for you to go to the Jing Yang Palace, there’s no one there that wishes to harm you.”

Yan HeQing gently lowered his eyelashes, not knowing what to think about it.

Xiao YuAn was afraid that he wouldn’t agree. After all, staying here will get him either killed by Eunuch Zhao or freeze to death. He earnestly advises again: “Look, I sent Liuan and Hong Xiu away, wanting to discuss this matter with you alone, because I don’t want to embarrass you.”

Yan HeQing was still silent.

Xiao YuAn began to feel uneasy in his stomach, concerned with petty interests.

Him! A president who has been given high hopes! And although on the road to becoming a Tyrannical President, he ended up walking a normal path! However!

Yeah, he also walked on that road!

As a Tyrannical President, you must work hard, be action-oriented, and act arrogantly.

Therefore, Xiao YuAn decided to tie up Yan HeQing and take him directly to Jing Yang Palace.

Xiao YuAn encouraged himself! He stood up aggressively! He rolled up his sleeves with bad intentions! Then the cold wind of the broken room blew! He…!

He shuddered steadily……

In the cold room, Yan HeQing looked at Xiao YuAn’s sleeves, as if looking at a fool.

……

Why is he so cold!!! His aura is so cold that it could kill you!!!

Xiao YuAn quietly put down the sleeve that he had just rolled up, and thought that he really didn’t have the talent to be a Tyrannical President. Then he raised his eyes and saw that Yan HeQing had taken off the robe he put on him before and was handing it over.

“It’s okay, I don’t…” A cold wind blew, and the rest of Xiao YuAn’s words were frozen in his throat.

Yan HeQing wasn’t allowed to put the robe around him, so he handled it into Xiao YuAn’s hands: “Put it on.”

Xiao YuAn handed it back to Yan HeQing: “No, no.”

You shouldn’t inadvertently exude a flirtatious aura!! I was scared!

Yan HeQing said: “I promise you, I’ll go to Jing Yang Palace.”

Xiao YuAn’s eyes got bright: “Really?”

Yan HeQing: “False.”

Xiao YuAn: “……”

Yan HeQing: “I have a condition.”

? ? ?

Why is this sentence so familiar!

“What are the conditions?” Xiao YuAn asked.

Yan HeQing said indifferently: “If you put on your robe, I will go to Jing Yang Palace.”

So for the flirtatious aura you inadvertently exude, you do have B points¹ in your heart!!!

To fight or not fight over it, convinced, I’m being obligated to accept.

Xiao YuAn obediently put on his outer robe, but only felt a headache, stomachache and toothache: “Satisfied?”

Yan HeQing nodded approvingly: “Yes.”

After finally reaching a consensus, Xiao YuAn breathed a sigh of relief, got up and walked out of the firewood room. Hong Xiu stood at the door waiting, when she saw Xiao YuAn coming out, she greeted him: “Your Majesty.”

Xiao YuAn said: “Hong Xiu, please arrange for Yan HeQing to go to Jing Yang Palace.”

Hong Xiu seemed to have been expecting this for a long time, and with an ambiguous smile she said: “At your Imperial Majesty’s command.”

Xiao YuAn pretended not to see the smile on Hong Xiu: “By the way, arrange a place for Yan HeQing to live that is near Princess Yongning’s bedroom.”

Hong Xiu’s face showed doubt, but still nodded nonetheless.

Footnotes:

Footnotes

1. Internet slang. It means: “Don’t you already know that?”, but like, in a more rude way of speaking.