Hedonist Sovereign

Chapter 122 - Such an Important Matter

Translator: Wiwbiwb

Editor: Levs

The old fire Liu Bing Bing suppressed in her heart blazed with the new fire that arose. Without saying anything further, she handcuffed Qin Feng: "You're under arrest for gathering a crowd for a street race. Come to the police station with me right now."

Qin Feng looked laughingly at Liu Bing Bing: "Beauty Bing Bing, take a look, Coiled Snake Mountain is so quiet that there aren't even people sleeping together. Where did you get the idea that there was a street race?"

Liu Bing Bing's face turned to ice, and a flash of astonishment passed through her gaze. She also thought that it was weird. Someone had clearly called the cops, but once she got here, there was no one racing. The only person she caught was Qin Feng, and he was riding a bicycle. 

 "I don't care. Either way, someone reported it. Since you're the only person on Coiled Snake Mountain, I suspect that you were illegally street racing. Come back with me." Qin Feng could tell that Liu Bing Bing was determined to arrest him. This little girl had an explosive temper, so Qin Feng didn't protest: "Okay, I'll head back with you, but have someone take Ruo Rou home. Don't tell me you suspect that she also came to race?"

Liu Bing Bing's gaze fell on Xu Ruo Rou. When she saw how weak and pure she looked, Liu Bing Bing was so frustrated that she gritted her teeth. She couldn't understand what was so great about Qin Feng that so many beautiful women enjoyed being with him.

Of the women Liu Bing Bing had seen, there were three beauties with different personalities: Yun Xiao, Han Ying Ying, and Xu Ruo Rou. If she knew about all the other beauties he had an ambiguous relationship with, she would be so angry that she'd want to bite someone.

"Xiao Hong, take this younger sister home," Liu Bing Bing said to the policewoman standing behind her. This policewoman immediately helped Xu Ruo Rou off the bicycle.

"Qin Feng…" Xu Ruo Rou looked worriedly at Qin Feng. Qin Feng patted her hair: "Don't worry, this big sister and I are quite familiar with one another. She likes dancing, and she actually wants to take me back to teach her how to dance. You go back and rest early!"

"Qin Feng!" Liu Bing Bing yelled coldly. She almost pulled out her gun and shot Qin Feng.

    ……

Northern Sub-Bureau, Interrogation Room Number 2

Qin Feng leisurely sat in front of the table. This was his third time here, and it felt like home. Liu Bing Bing continued to have a cold expression. She faced Qin Feng and glared at him.

"Qin Feng, tell me, are you going to confess or not?"

Here was the same scene, the same people, and the same opening speech… Qin Feng was a bit helpless: "Beauty Liu, can you please interrogate me a different way? You always take the same course and say the same words, I think that you're just fooling around to get paid."

Liu Bing Bing knew that Qin Feng had a way with words. She used all her might to suppress the rage within her. She viciously slammed the desk: "Cut the bullsh*t and answer my question."

"I'm not confessing," Qin Feng actually responded. Liu Bing Bing was so angry that she almost spat blood.

"Look, look… I was joking with you to make you happy and you still got mad. Now that I'm serious and I follow your orders and answer your question, you're even more mad. Ai… It's hard being a poor commoner," Qin Feng sighed and shook his head.

"Qin Feng, don't pretend. You're Acropolis' Number One Young Master, how can you say you're a poor commoner? I think it's more accurate to say that you specialize in bullying commoners."

Qin Feng was dissatisfied. If you say I'm Acropolis' Number One Young Master, I appreciate you. But, if you say I'm tyrannical and that I bully people, that's not true: "Beauty Liu, you're mistaken about me—very deeply at that. I think we need to set apart a time to have some tea in this office, chat, and get to know one another."

"You must be aware of this. And since you've taken the initiative to invite me over countless times, this means that you're a good, qualified, and earnest cop," Qin Feng said this heartfeltly.

"You…"

Liu Bing Bing was so angry that the hairs on her body stood up. She had never seen such a… shameless person like Qin Feng. But, Liu Bing Bing couldn't beat Qin Feng in a physical or verbal fight. Now that she was angry, she could only suppress it.

This was the first time she had felt so sullen since she became a cop. She was so annoyed that she wanted to combust. Her brain spun at high speed as she thought of how to deal with Qin Feng. Suddenly, an almost imperceptible crafty smile flashed through her beautiful and icy face. She left Qin Feng and minded her own business as she ran out of the interrogation room.

Not two minutes later, Liu Bing Bing anxiously ran back. She arrived beside the water dispenser and filled two cups: one of the cups had laxatives in it.

"Qin Feng, I'll go outside and consider this earnestly. I think what you said makes a lot of sense. Maybe I am biased against you. Now, I got some water. I'll sit face-to-face with you, so we can talk and learn more about one another."

Liu Bing Bing sat before Qin Feng and pushed a cup of water in front of him.

Qin Feng looked at Liu Bing Bing with a smile: "Okay, Beauty Liu, tell me your height, weight, and three measurements."

Liu Bing Bing's expression fell dramatically: "You think I'll tell you these things?"

Qin Feng waved his hand with seriousness: "Of course Beauty Liu won't tell me these things. I can tell that you've come here in earnestness. This is just the most basic information, but you can tell me deeper things so I can get a deeper understanding of you… For example, questions like how often you wash your undergarments."

Liu Bing Bing wanted to kill someone. She underestimated Qin Feng's shamelessness. But, to get him to fall into her trap, she suppressed her anger like before. She slowly lifted her cup and took a small sip. Then, she smiled at Qin Feng: "You're right, we have to come to a mutual understanding regarding these questions. Since you've said so much, drink some water first and I'll slowly tell you."

"Thanks, I'm not thirsty," Qin Feng smiled.

Liu Bing Bing's mouth twitched. She wondered if Qin Feng already saw through her plot. She shook her head. That was impossible. She was very covert and dropped the laxatives outside before bringing it into the interrogation room, how could she have been discovered?

"Qin Feng, the mutual understanding I mentioned relates to the understanding of habits and rituals along with acknowledging achievements. Don't you think that wanting to know a woman's three measurements is a very base thing?"

"Base? You said I'm base?" Qin Feng became agitated and stood abruptly. 

He looked at Liu Bing Bing angrily. His expression was full of seriousness: "The understanding of so-called habits and acknowledging accomplishments you speak of occurs after admiring the other's beauty. Do you know how important a woman's three measurements are to men?"

"It will make the man want to know this woman completely. He'll know her beauty: though this beauty is external, it also hides the internal beauty beneath the clothing. This perfection will make men appreciate this woman even more. He'll want to do everything to get close to her, interact with her, and understand her. And you think it's base for me to want to know your three measurements? Chief Liu, you disappoint me." 

With a wave of his hand, Qin Feng shoved all of the documents on the interrogation room table into the ground. Liu Bing Bing sat frozen in her chair, and her brain couldn't come to. She suddenly thought that Qin Feng wanting to know her three measurements was actually a really sacred thing!

She quickly came to her senses and immediately bent down to pick up the documents. At the same time, Qin Feng smiled evilly and switched his cup with Liu Bing Bing's.

"Chief Liu, my apologies. I was too agitated earlier." Liu Bing Bing stood, and Qin Feng continued to have a serious expression. It was really a waste of talent for him not to be a face-changing magician.

"Oh… it's fine. Maybe because of the gender difference, our views on the matter are also different. Maybe you really meant nothing by it." 

"As expected, Chief Liu is a person that does big things, has an open heart, and sees the bigger picture. I'll use water as a substitute for wine and I'll drink to you." Qin Feng grandly lifted the paper cup and drank all of the clean water in one sip.

At this time, Liu Bing Bing began to feel guilty. She thought she was kind of petty and that she was using the public office to commit a private revenge.

"Chief Liu, why aren't you drinking? Won't you give me some face?" Qin Feng said while looking earnestly at Liu Bing Bing.

"Oh, no. I'm drinking." Liu Bing Bing regained her senses. Since Qin Feng already drank, he could just be considered unfortunate. When his stomach starts to ache, she won't make things difficult for him, and will just let him go to the restroom to relieve himself.

Then, Liu Bing Bing lifted her cup with some regret, and slowly drank the whole cup of water.

"Chief Liu is indeed refreshing, I can't help but admire you… Okay, let's get back to business and talk about why you've arrested me and brought me back to the interrogation room."

Qin Feng changed his expressions too quickly; Liu Bing Bing almost couldn't react. She couldn't help but feel that something was off. But what was off? She couldn't say.

Then, the two returned to the interrogation regarding the street racing incident. Qin Feng's attitude was clear-cut as usual. No matter how Liu Bing Bing asked, he insisted that he didn't street race, and that he only rode his bike there to admire the scenery.

Liu Bing Bing already knew Qin Feng wouldn't admit to his crimes. If this kind of shameless hedonistic young master easily admitted to his wrongdoings, Liu Bing Bing actually wouldn't accept it. After all, that was why she decided to use other means to deal with Qin Feng.

She put laxatives in Qin Feng's water so this perverted and shameless stinking man could get a stomachache. Then, she also wouldn't let him go to the bathroom to relieve himself so he'd go in his pants and his stinking reputation would be spread far and wide… That's weird. It's been so long, the laxative should be taking effect, so why didn't Qin Feng have any sort of reaction?

Liu Bing Bing blinked her large eyes and looked at Qin Feng in astonishment. Qin Feng had a smiling face and admired Liu Bing Bing's beautiful features at the same time.

"A-are you alright?" Liu Bing Bing probed. 

"Why wouldn't I be?" Qin Feng laughed.

"Does… your stomach hurt?"

"No… Chief Liu, does your stomach hurt?" Right from the beginning, Qin Feng could detect something fishy from Liu Bing Bing's previous attitude. 

Even if Qin Feng was beaten to death, he wouldn't believe that such a cold and fiery beauty would calmly discuss emotions. Thus, he suspected that there was something wrong with the water Liu Bing Bing gave him. Liu Bing Bing's question seemed to contain some sort of underlying meaning. Qin Feng guessed that she probably put something like a laxative in his drink.