Exorcism Through Climax With a Single Strike!

Volume 2, Chapter 14: There's no tomorrow for a l*licon, Part 4

Softly.

A translucent woman came down right next to me abruptly and without any sign.

(Wha…! A ghost has invaded the headquarters of the Association!? No, it’s not possible! Who the h**l is this person!?)

She was wearing the same suit as other inspectors and her hair was even longer than her height.

It’s quite hard to judge because of her dead fish-like eyes but she is quite beautiful.

The woman smiled fearlessly next to my astonished face and gazed around the assembly hall in an overly regal manner.

[I wonder What’s his curse? Is it the worsening of his curse that made him lolicon or something else? I will try spirit dive1. Thoroughly.]

She said that like a demoness.

[Master? Weren’t you on a business trip…]

Sakura muttered out a faint whisper.

[Why is…the one of former twelve heavenly master Nagisa?The technique crusher here…?]

A streak of sweat trickled down the forehead of Kaede who was arguing so magnificently till now.

I have heard rumours about it.

The story of a prodigy displaying her tremendous power even though she wasn’t from one of Nine ancient families and climbing to the position of twelve heavenly masters at a young age.

The woman was severely injured in the middle of a job and went into a vegetative state, but her talent did not stop at the level.The story goes that she was able to use her astral2 projection to stay active for a long period of time and continue to work as a Exorcist while focusing on healing her body.

She is a very rare living spirit Exorcist.

However, as a price, she couldn’t use some of her techniques and with that being the case, she was demoted from the position of twelve heavenly master though she has more than made up for it and continues to reign at the top of the industry with her skills and special abilities.

[Headmaster, what about the business trip?]

[Idiot. There aren’t many jobs that have a higher priority than the worsening of that curse.]

Head of the inspection department. Technique crusher?Nagisa.

She replied to Tataraba with a suitable reply and soared up into the mid air, gracefully.

[Well I don’t know yet what his curse is but in all probability, it’s something black…]

[…]

Dead fish-like eyes looked at me from above.

The pressure given by her is incomparable to the time when that shotacon Onee-san turned into an evil spirit aimed at me before at the Ascension Support Center. (T/N : the event from volume one in case you guys don’t remember)

Pressure so much that if it was aimed at me, I wouldn’t be able to resist or escape. The pressure that convinced me that much was let out from her dead fish like eyes.

However, unexpectedly it was directed at someone else.

[But before that]

[…]

The body of the inspector who brought me together with Kaede here stiffen.The same pair of inspectors from whom I once escaped.

[You guys, apparently you missed him once from capturing. Just how many years are you working in the inspection department? Hah?]

[That was due to Furuya Haruhisa displaying an unknown power…]

[There is also the protest from Fumidori Sakura and the existence of Soya Misaki.]

[Shut up. Enforcement.]

[N-nooo!]

At the same time as Nagisa lets loose her pressure, the two inspectors unfold the technique with a sorrowful shriek. Six pointed multiplex barrier. The instantly unfolded physical barriers strength and number were incomparable to the barrier unfolded by multiple Students.

However,

[Falling behind the students, I think the technique of you guys is deteriorating, let me teach you the correct way…]

She passed through Barrier!?

…No. Looking closely, I can see that the barrier melted as soon as it touched Nagisa, and it was done so quickly that it seemed like she had passed through.

[Shall I punish you a little harder? Mmm?]

[Ahhi!]

As I thought that, Nagisa’s spiritual body which almost passed through Barrier entered inside of a middle aged inspector,

[(Now, be prepared, you guys)]

Nagisa’s voice resounded from the mouth of a middle aged inspector.

Perfectly possessing a Pro Exorcist opponent!

[N, no! Please headmaster, I request you! That much should be ugh!]

The young inspector tried to resist the middle-aged auditor in Nagisa, but —– boom!

The body flew in the air and crashed on the ground. Next Nagisa possesed middle aged inspector performed a one armed shoulder throw on the young inspector.

It was a vivid throw which made me rethink that the Sakura’s frequently used martial art is still in infancy as the young inspector was completely unable to move.

Then she grabbed the collar of that inspector and said,

[Look, be thankful for this. This is the passionate kiss from your lovely Buchou-sama] (T/N : Buchou = headmaster and lovely wasn’t here but I just added it to make it more dramatic)

[~!?]

*Chu~* *Click x4* (T/N : SFX for kissing and rest was about taking pics, ×4 the time it took picture)

The middle aged inspector robbed the lips of a young age inspector, furthermore after taking the images of this situation, she said,

[I will hang these photos on the bulletin board of association headquarters for a while. You better reflect on it.]

Announcing the death sentence(socially) for them mercilessly, Nagisa got out from the body of a middle aged inspector.

All that was left behind was limpid pair of inspectors lying down there with expression which gives the feeling that they might attempt suicide at any moment.

The headmaster of the inspection department is so scary!

What the h**l was that? Isn’t that on the same level as wandering or malicious spirits?

Ah! Is Sakura safe? If she were to exposed to these eyes for protecting me, just thinking about that made me worry and then,

[Aren’t you going to rebuke Fumidori Sakura too?]

Tataraba remarked something unnecessary to Nagisa. I will destroy your glasses, you b*****d!

[She is safe. She is my cute disciple after all~]

Favouritism banzai!

As a boss it’s a little bad but it’s okay as long as Sakura doesn’t need to be exposed to such terrible eyes.

For a moment I secretly heaved a sigh of relief at the assurance of Sakura’s safety and stroked down my chest.

[Now then is my favourite part. Next is to use spirit dive on this guy…]

The demonic hands of Nagisa who just earlier made a mess of the two inspectors making them forcibly kiss approached me!

[Please wait a minute, Nagisa-san.]

Kaede, who has been silent so far, raised her voice, stopping Nagisa’s hand.

However, her face wasn’t the usual cold expression and reserve…and for some reason her face was terribly pale.

[He has already been diagnosed by multiple members of the inspection department. Even if you do a diagnosis again.]

[Oh! How much can you guys actually tell with your Spirit vision?]

Nagisa interrupted Kaede’s words and ruffled her hair up and down.

[Or that there is something fishy if I were to give a deep check-up? Shape-shifting fox of Kuzunoha’s?]

[…Your spirit vision is too strong so it’s usage must be restricted. It’s a clear violation of rules to use them without official application.]

[Are you now preaching rule violation to the headmaster of the inspection department? What a Buddhist lecture! Ojou-sama.]

Nagisa slightly evaded the question of Kaede and poke my cheeks with fingertips.

[…!]

*Shine*. A chill crept over my whole body as if it was fiddling with my soul.

[What are…]

[The penalty for using spirit vision without permission is only when the target is harmless or innocent. If you want to stop me, you need to be on the level of twelve heavenly masters.]

Zuzuzu. Something entered my consciousness little by little and soon everything started to become vague to me.

[The reason why you, whose praises we sing as someone with tremendous talent even to become the youngest twelve heavenly masters progress is stalled is because you are taking care of this guy in parallel with your work and training. The reason why the heiress-sama of the Kuzunoha’s care so much about him. If dust were to be removed, the truth would be out for open to see]

[If you really are in this mood…!]

Large amount of blue flame appeared around the Kaede but those flames didn’t attack Nagisa.

[Kaede-sama, please endure.]

A woman wearing a fox mask stood in front of Kaede.

[You should have assumed this situation. The current Kaede-sama power isn’t enough to stop her and there are also the eyes of other ancient families. Without any advantage, it will just worsen the standing of Kuzunoha.]

[But!]

[We don’t have any choice but to trust on the priest-dono seal]

[But…]

I wonder if it’s an illusion, seeing the almost teary face of Kaede. Both my vision and consciousness become blurred and the sound from the courtroom becomes distant.

[Now then, let’s see who will come out, a demon or a snake?]

Note :

1.Explanation about spirit dive is in the next part.

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- Astral projection, just imagine soul materialisation you might have seen in anime, to be able to materialise soul and freely move soul that’s what it means.

Volume 2, Chapter 13: Even so, I’m not a Lolicon Part 7

Translator : Listless

I could stick through pretending both lolicon’s image collection and Soya’s psychic vision are “some kind of misunderstanding” but if Kaede keeps transforming into a young girl, I will not be able to get away with it. Because my body is responding, okay? My eyes say more than my mouth. At this rate, I will be recognized as a lolicon.

I will absolutely not react to Kaede’s little girl form!

With a firm resolve, I fixed my gaze on the Sakura, who have grown abundantly in many ways, but…

[It seems Furuya-kun strike zone is nine years old]

[…]

I couldn’t turn away my eyes.

My eyes are unilaterally attracted to Kaede’s little girl form even though I don’t want to. I forced myself to look at Sakura but it was also not good. Seriously, why is it happening to me……

While I was battered, Kaede looked at Sakura for a moment and then looked at me.

[Then, I wonder if I should make my b*****s bigger next]

She enlarges her breast while still looking as nine years old,

[I see. Furuya-kun’s preference is a nine-year-old with A cup or less. He is completely and thoroughly a lolicon]

Kaede concluded that and looked at me with cold eyes.

[Hey, Furuya-kun, aren’t you embarrassed that You are a lolicont? Disgusting. The only partner who can legally satisfy the desires of a pervert like you is the direct descendant of Kuzunoha, who can use shapeshifting techniques. Well, there’s no one in my family who likes that. I wonder what will happen to you who can only see elementary school girls as objects of love interest.]

Kaede smiles sadistically while still in her young girl form, and pokes at my cheeks with her little squishy hands.

[Guh…]

When I couldn’t rebut Kaede’s verbal abuse,

[Wait a minute, vixen! Don’t stimulate a lolicon]

Sakura forcibly pulled loli Kaede away from me.

[After all, it’s just what I thought earlier, lolicons are the worst, Furuya-kun you’re disgusting! Hurry up and fix that! Fix the lolicon!]

Soya was enraged on the other side of the phone.

Huh, wait a minute Soya, didn’t you said being a lolicon is fine earlier… She’s being so abusive to me like I’m the enemy of her parents… My heart is breaking as my allies disappear…….

[See, I told you so! If Haruhisa Furuya is a lolicon, that woman will be the sole winner!]

[Umm, I understand it very well. That’s so frustrating and disgusting. That’s why lolicons are hated in the world! And there’s a lolicon slayer! ]

[…hm? It seems that the story is out of sync… huh? Maybe you are aware of…]

When Sakura was once again talking sneakily with Soya over the smartphone, Kaede sighed, saying, “Well, that much was just a Joke.”

[Just as Soya’s girl said, we need to do something about your sexuality, Furuya-kun, as soon as possible.]

With a shake, Kaede’s surroundings became hazy, and her figure returned to that of a seventeen-year-old.

[Also, Due to the case of lolicon slayer, the inside of the association has turned oversensitive. If the owner of such an ability is a lolicon, how much trouble will it cause …? ]

[…Yeah. We were attacked by a lolicon slayer in such a spectacular way that the monitoring department would hear about it before I could even report it. And I wouldn’t be surprised to see the monitoring department replacing me with someone stricter…]

Sakura agreed with Kaede’s words with a serious face.

[…If this happens, I have to cure this perverted lolicon at all costs! That’s because an observer’s job is to prevent the target from doing something before it happens.]

Sakura says in a somewhat excuse-like tone and turns to Kaede.

Somehow, the story is going on with me left behind……..?

[So? How are you going reform this lolicon]

[Let’s torture him]

Um, Kaede-san? Wait a minute? It’s not good for a daughter of a ancient family to partake in torture, you know?

[Beat him up if he gets attracted to a little girl and give him a candy if he is attracted to a woman. Let’s repeat this for now]

Kaede lit up the will-o’-the-wisps in her fingertips with a serious face.

[Furuya-kun, we are going to make you an upright citizen ]

7

[Wait a minute, hold on, hold on hold on, hold onnnnnnnnnnnn!]

I had completely lost my composure after the attack on the lolicon slayer and the lolicon trial, and that’s when I finally realized something. If they continue like this, I will be killed.

The cold look in Kaede’s eyes. This is the type of dangerous eyes that might even take out my family jewel to reform me.

Driven by such fear, I desperately pleaded.

It’s because I realized a possibility after hearing the word “Curse” from Sakura before l was attacked by the lolicon slayer.

The reason why I suddenly became a lolicon.

[Listen to me! I went crazy after I touched that little girl!]

It was a hypothesis that even I wondered about myself.

However, I couldn’t think of any other reason for this sudden and inexplicable lolicon fetishes.

[I met a strange kid the day before yesterday in Harugahara! She was wearing a red dress and asked me, “Onii-san, are you a lolicon?” When I touched her, I felt a strange sensation in my head and nether region–]

When I said that much, I noticed that Sakura and Kaede had a look of dismay on their faces.

[Hey, don’t continue preparing to torture me in silence! Stop, stop! Stop guarding the windows and doors to prevent voices from leaking out, and listen to me!]

My two childhood friends’ torture preparations were so smooth that I felt like I was going to leak.

[Hey Sakura! You told me, right? That you will help me if I was cursed, right!? Now is the time!]

[Haa?! Die lolicon!]

No mercy…

[…Indeed. There’s something wrong with that, if you ask me.]

[So, Soya]

As the two terrifying childhood friends were quietly preparing for the torture, a voice came from the phone on the desk to save the day.

[I see Furuya-kun’s face every day, but I have never seen a glimpse of lolicon in him at all…]

The Soya on the screen twisted her head as she stared at me with her heart-marked eyes.

[Even now he doesn’t have any wild delusion about little girls or that he used lolicon images, but his eyes are completely following the little girls… How should I say, his consciousness and the action are mismatched? I wonder if it’s due to the mystery?]

Kaede and Sakura look at each other when Soya, who has the information of various human sexual dispositions, says so.

[See, I told you, it’s strange after all! My loliconlization]

It wasn’t my head and lower body that was strange!

Now that it happened, I feel like an idiot for avoiding Soya, but it doesn’t matter right now.

[…it can’t be helped. It’s such a ridiculous hypothesis, but if there is anyone who can turn people into lolicon slayers, then… You never know how far the damage can spread.]

Kaede reluctantly approached me with an angel that wasn’t reflected on the smartphone. She put her hand on my head and closed her eyes.

I patted my chest, thinking that my lolicon suspicions were finally solved.

[…I didn’t see any abnormality]

[What?]

[He is perfectly normal. There’s neither any strangeness nor sign or curse]

[No! No, that can’t be right! It’s misdiagnosis, misdiagnosis!]

[You’re the lowest scorer of all time, and you’re questioning my psychic vision]

It doesn’t have anything to do with my scores!!

[That’s it, it’s because you haven’t touched directly, like regular checkup that’s why it’s not accurate abuhyu—-]

[Shut up]

Why is that!! Isn’t it more accurate to touch just Like the time of regular checkup?

[It’s because that was the special psychic vision for a routine checkup. So, it’s better to touch it directly, but it has nothing to do with the normal psychic vision currently, so don’t mention it further, or I’ll burn you to death.]

Kaede said it in one breath in my ear. And I nodded quietly at her terrifying menacing look.

[If you don’t have so much trust in vixen psychic vision, then I will give you a second diagnosis]

Sakura placed her hand on my head with a proud look, but Kaede grabbed her hand.

[Ha? What’s it, vixen?]

[No, I was just checking what kind of psychic technique monitoring department members will use]

[Huh? There’s only the general-purpose first rank technique for diagnosing psychic disturbances, or the soul resonance style, for checking for the monstrosity.]

[Ah, That’s right. Don’t mind me. I just thought what kind of psychic vision you stalker going to use stealthily in midst of confusion]

[As I said, don’t treat me like a stalker! You b***h!]

After their Mysterious exchange, Sakura gave me a psychic reading with a serious face.

However…

[…Indeed. There are no strange abnormalities. your loliconization is completely natural]