Cathulhu Online, MUNYA!

Chapter 416 – Cathulhu's Family is Crazily Complicated!

"Ah, crap. Where is that bastard?"

Mao Miaomiao was on the moon, sitting there and searching for Huntsman's karma and trace in the universe. He managed to locate Solomon's star sector, but he couldn't pinpoint the right game world to go to.

As Mao Miaomiao couldn't find Huntsman, he decided to invade Solomon's star sector. He stood up and prepared to leave.

"Wait for me, nya!"

Before Mao Miaomiao departed, Nian returned and called him.

"What up, cat?"

Nian panted. He gave Mao Miaomiao a meaningful look and mustered his courage, "Are you going to invade Solomon's star sector?"

"Ha! Did you read my karma?"

"Your karma is so red that it's so easy to see, nya. Anyway, I want revenge, too. Take me with you!"

Mao Miaomiao smiled, "Alright. But I'm a fast traveler. Can you catch up?"

"Did you forget that I can cut dimensions, nya?"

"Ha! Alright. Let's go together!"

Nian cheered and hopped on Mao Miaomiao's shoulder for the first time. The three-eye caracal cat and the black-winged angel in archangel robes opened a wormhole and disappeared into it.

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Meanwhile, Xiaomao was conflicted to see so many new moms around him. They were more beautiful than Undine, Nymph, and Lucky. Moreover, they had one common mental problem.

Diaochan coyly hugged Xiaomao in his angel form. She sniffed him and kissed his neck.

"You really look like your father. Say, are you interested in dual cultivation with me? I have unique karma stars. I can give you Qi and awaken your potential… while we're having fun."

Eve bonked her with a steel baseball bat and peeled her from Xiaomao, but she secretly glanced at Xiaomao's crotch, measuring the size with her eyes.

Mao Xueyan noticed Eve's lewd eyes. She snorted, "Keep your hands away from the kid. He already has many wives."

Eve tried to maintain her pokerface, but she raised her hand and bit the tip of her pinky finger. Her face and expression were lewd and sexy to the point that Jungwoo had a nosebleed from looking at her.

Mao Dandan dryly laughed and covered Jungwoo's eyes with her hands. However, she accidentally pressed her massive cow-sized breasts on the back of Jungwoo's head.

Jungwoo paused for a moment and fainted with a faint smile of satisfaction.

Looking at the crowd, Xiaomao facepalmed. He wished that he had a normal family for once.

DONK

Suddenly, a heavy knight helmet fell on Xiaomao's head and landed in his arms. He looked down and found Bianca's head.

"Ah, excuse me. Thank you for catching my head. My stupid body is difficult to control when my head isn't attached to it."

Because the head was in Xiaomao's arms. He got a closer look at Bianca's face. Like the other wives of Mao Miaomiao, she was a fine blond beauty that only existed in Final Fantasy Series. Seeing her up close, Xiaomao was in a trance.

"Err, can you not look at me so intensely? It's kinda awkward."

"O-Oh, sorry, munya."

Xiaomao blushed and looked away, but his arms still held the head.

Their interaction didn't escape Diaochan's eyes. The wicked woman smirked and pinched Xiaomao's cheek, "Hehe. Don't deny it, boy. I know you're horny. How about it? Wanna smash my disciple?"

"M-Master!" Bianca overheard it and shouted.

Diaochan teased Bianca, "Disciple, you shouldn't miss this opportunity. This boy is my stepson, and he has the DNA of the finest stud in the universe. Make him your husband, and you're gold for life-*CLANK*"

Eye swung the baseball bat at Diaochan's face as if she was swinging for a home run. It directly hit the woman's face and sent her to the sky. The sound of a metal bat hitting the skull of the woman was so crisp that it could be heard from 500 meters away.

WHOOSH

Instantly, Diaochan teleported back to their location. Her nose was broken, but the wound healed in seconds. With a black face, she stomped toward Eve.

"YOU DAMN MARIONETTE! STOP BONKING ME!"

"Diaochan, you Hentai," Eve complained.

"YOU ARE MORE PERVERTED THAN ME IN THE PREVIOUS LIFE!"

"I don't remember what I did except the time I came out from Mao Miaomiao's semen planet. What did I do wrong?"

"…"

Diaochan wanted to scream in anger, but she suppressed her emotions. She turned to Xiaomao and showed her a pretty smile.

"Tell me, Xiaomao. Which one is more perverted? Me or Eve?"

Without hesitation, Xiaomao pointed at Diaochan. However, Diaochan laughed, "See? You're more perverted than me."

Eve was speechless, "He is pointing at you."

"…"

Xiaomao ignored the comedian crowd and gently put Bianca's head on her neck. He licked his finger and added his Qi to his saliva. Then, he smeared it around her neck, attaching the flesh together.

The flesh wiggled as if they were alive. The skin, muscle tissues, and arteries automatically moved and mended the wounds. In a blink of an eye, Bianca's neck was firmly sealed on her neck.

"Done, munya!"

"Erm…"

Bianca dryly laughed and sweated profusely. She politely told Xiaomao of his mistake.

"You attach my head wrong. I'm looking at my back right now."

"…"

Xiaomao's expression turned into a pokerface meme. Because of Bianca's thick plate armor, he thought that the body was showing her back to him. In a panic, Xiaomao directed his Qi to her neck and undid the seal. He ended up ripping her head off and putting it back again.

Instead of showing pain, Bianca didn't utter a word. She gave Xiaomao a friendly smile while he tried his best.

After attaching her neck to the right place, Bianca thanked Xiaomao. She grabbed his hands, "Thank you, Xiaomao."

Her voice was so sweet that Xiaomao's heart skipped a beat. The next second, he nodded and slapped his nape, reminding himself that he already had six wives.

Diaochan secretly read Xiaomao's mind and coaxed him, "Make it seven, Xiaomao. It's easier to make a schedule. One girl per night is easier to manage than six girls per week. They're gonna fight for that one extra day slot"

"You shut up."

CLANK

Again, Eve bonked Diaochan.

Xiaomao couldn't help but laugh at them. Their interaction resembled Nymph and Undine when he first got to know them.

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After a short family interaction and fooling around, the group agreed to travel together. Also, Xiaomao allowed Amon, Undine, and Nymph to come out from his dantian universe to meet the mothers.

When Diaochan and Nymph met, their eyes were locked. They stared into each other's eyes without saying anything but sparks flew. A few seconds later, they shook hands.

"Mom!"

"Daughter!"

They formed an unspoken bond in front of everybody. Eve and Undine massaged their forehead and sighed.

"You had it rough, girl."

"You, too, ma'am."

Meanwhile, Amon gazed at Bianca. After sizing her up, Amon's trembling hand nudged her eyeglasses.

"Y-You are amazing, miss knight. Y-Y-Your youthfulness and your beauty surpass every female dragonewts and dragons."

Bianca blushed, "I'm just a barbaric woman. Please don't compare me to others. I'm not pretty at all!"

However, Amon patted her breastplate and complained, "I didn't mean your face! I mean your freaking chest! WHAT'S WITH THE MONSTEROUS MOUNTAINS UNDER THE WRAPPER! I CAN FEEL THE DESTRUCTIVE FORCES OF YOUR BREASTS!"

Xiaomao almost vomited blood when he heard Amon's jealous remarks. The other women also stopped chatting and turned to Bianca in shock. As for Jungwoo, his soul was about to come out of his mouth.

Irritated by the women's mental issues, Xiaomao had enough.

"That's it. Y'all enter my dantian universe! Stop talking about the X-rated stuff and act like a proper adult for once!"

Mao Xueyan and Mao Dandan firmly nodded as they agreed. However, Mao Dandan was still hugging Jungwoo from behind and buried his head in between her large breasts while the man mentally passed on to Nirvana in peace.

Because of Jungwoo and Mao Dandan, Xiaomao sucked the tigresses into his dantian universe as well. Even Jungwoo and Bianca were dragged along by accident.

When nobody was around Xiaomao anymore, he let out a long sigh of relief. Unfortunately, the ruckus spread to the peaceful universe.

In Xiaomao's dantian universe, Diaochan found the local catterflies. She laughed and chased after them to their home planets.

"COME BACK HERE CUTIEPIE! LET ME KISS YOU!"

Bianca was also affected by the cuteness of the small butterflies with a cat face. She panted and ran after one of them while swinging her bug net to catch it.

The Mao sisters were different. As they were related to the feline race, the catterflies mistook them as their allies and surrounded them. On the other hand, the tigresses mistook the butterflies as prey and salivated, causing the innocent butterflies to u-turn and flew away in panic.

Xiaomao's half-consciousness looked at the carnage. He vomited blood in anger.

"CAN'T Y'ALL SICK FUCK STAY IN ONE PLACE IN PEACE, MUNYA?!"

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After tying Mao Xueyan, Mao Dandan, Diaochan, and Bianca with ropes, Xiaomao heavily panted in exhaustion. Diaochan, who was addicted to bondage play, moaned and whispered, "Aw, child. If you wish to soil this stepmom, you could have said it earlier. Go ahead. You can whip me, smack my butt, or dig it in my anus. I can do any play."

PA

Xiaomao facepalmed once again. He cried for real.

"Dad. Why did you stick it in crazies? Just… WHY?"

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While Xiaomao's consciousness in the dantian was having a mental breakdown, Eve observed the stars that Xiaomao had. She secretly ejected some of her Qi from her dantian to increase the Qi mass in the universe. However, she only added the element that Xiaomao had so that he wouldn't notice.

'Miaomiao, your son is strong, but his foundation is a bit lacking. His lifespan is also strangely low. I'll fix him up for you.'

As a prototype war marionette of the same generation as Devil, Eve was more than capable to strengthen Xiaomao with her abilities.

White feather wings emerged from Eve's back. Silver catterflies came out from Eve's feathers and explored the dantian universe of Xiaomao. When they noticed the other family of catteflies, they cheerfully meowed and flew to visit them.

"Hmm?"

Xiaomao instantly noticed the new creatures being flooded in his universe. He looked at Eve and was astonished.

"Eh? How do you get those wings, munya?"

Eve gently smiled, "You're not the only Chaos Seraphim around here. I'm also one of the obsolete man-made chaos seraphims from the ancient time."

As soon as Eve said that, Shepherd, who had been observing the group quietly, clapped his hands as he finally remembered the events in his dream.

"I remember you! Joshua created you! Wait… The clone of God created you!"

"Hah?" Xiaomao heard that. He turned to Shepherd, "But you're the clone of Joshua if I remember correctly, munya. So that means, you're the clone of the clone of... God? Who is that god, by the way, munya?"

Shepherd scratched his head, "I'm not sure, master. But I remember that he used a fishing rod as a primary weapon."

"..."

"I vaguely saw him in my dream. He looks old, have long beard, and long hair. He wore pure white robes and he knew Mu-Nyang."

"..."

"That's about it, master. By the way, do you know anyone that resembles God?"

"..."