At the start, I tricked the school beauty, and ended up with twins?

After dinner, Qin Shan returned to school.

Tonight, it was Gu Yu's turn to take care of Boss Pu.

In the whole room, only three people were left, Boss Pu and Mr. Chen Tian hit it off right away, happily scrolling through Dou Ying beauties, occasionally sharing some resources.

"Pu, brother! This one is good, this one is good! You should check out this live-streamer called An Nan Dancer!"

"I'm on it, Chen!"

"Her dance moves are so lit! Watch me drop a rocket!"

"Damn! Chen, you're awesome!"

"..."

Men of the world with titillating tastes have a special connection, the two of them had forgotten their ranks and addressed each other as brothers.

From time to time, Gu Yu could hear from their side the enchanting voices saying things like "Kisses to the number one brother!" "Everyone give the number one brother some attention!"

He shook his head helplessly and continued chatting with Lin Xinyue, head down.

Lin Xinyue: Yubao, I've decided what song to sing for the welcome party! /pinch cheek

Gu Yu: Oh? Tell me about it! Let me get a head start and learn it!

Lin Xinyue: Didn't you sing a song by Chen Yixun for me before? So you must like this singer quite a lot, right? /question

Gu Yu: Yeah, I can sing most of his songs! /smug

Lin Xinyue: Didn't he release a new song called "Lonely Brave" recently? I think we can sing it at the party! /giggle

Gu Yu: Surprised.jpg, that's a new song, eh! And it's not that easy either! Are you sure you want to lock this one in?

Lin Xinyue: Humph! Don't underestimate me! I'm still the deputy head of the school's vocal music club! Let's go with this one! Wait for you to come back, and we'll practice the song together!

Gu Yu: Alright! Since my treasure said so, of course, I can only agree with you! /heart

"..."

The two then settled on the song for the welcome party seven days later and chatted about some random topics.

Time flew by, and before they knew it, it was ten o'clock.

A yawn came from the bed on the left.

"Sigh, I've been getting sleepy so early ever since I got injured!"

He had a blast following his brother Chen tonight; every time Chen Tian sent a gift like rockets or castles, he'd mention his Dou Ying account.

In just a few hours, he had gained the attention of dozens of beautiful female streamers, and some were even harassing him in private messages.

Suddenly, he had collected a bunch of private photos… he was over the moon.

Meanwhile, on the bed to the right, Old Mr. Chen was also tired of scrolling.

"Pu, brother, I'm going to sleep too! I'm getting old and can't stay up like I used to! When we get out of here, I'll take you lads from the dorm to see what real tender models are like! They're nothing like the powdered-up oldies on Dou Ying!"

Hearing about tender models, Pu Tongren immediately became interested, turning over to face Old Mr. Chen's side.

"Tender models? Chen, brother, tell us about your romantic adventures?"

But Chen Tian just waved his hand and then turned off the lights of the ward.

"Let's not dwell on the past! Time to sleep!"

Seeing Chen Tian wouldn't talk, Boss Pu could only snuggle under his blanket and go to sleep.

Watching the snoring of the two gradually increase, Gu Yu suddenly realized a problem!

Both of them had beds to sleep in! He didn't!

And he had experienced Boss Pu's snoring first-hand!

If you don't fall asleep before the boss dozes off, then you simply can't fall asleep at all!

He could guess just how miserable Brother Three was last night!

No wonder when he came today, Brother Three's eyes were all swollen!

After hesitating for a moment, he still went to the supermarket downstairs to buy a sleeping bag and then laid down to sleep in the hallway.

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As Gu Yu was sleeping in a daze, the system suddenly sent a reminder.

And then he slept soundly.

The next morning, Gu Yu was awakened by the vibration of an incoming call on his phone.

Upon opening his eyes, he saw several pairs of Cardlan big eyes staring at him.

Gu Yu was startled; the giggling nurses hurriedly ran away, but next to his sleeping bag, there were warm buns and soy milk left behind.

Without a doubt, it was those nurse sisters who had left them.

"Thank you, sisters!"

Gu Yu quickly expressed his thanks, the nurses hiding in the corner blushed and waved their hands dismissively.

The phone was still vibrating, an unfamiliar Modu number.

Gu Yu, puzzled, tapped to answer, and an intellectual female voice rang out:

"Student Gu Yu! Congratulations on being selected by Hai..."

"I've won a prize! Thank you! Beep beep beep—"

Before the other side could finish, Gu Yu hung up the call.

"Are scammers really working this hard these days? Starting their shift before 8 a.m.?"

Gu Yu muttered to himself, then crawled out of his sleeping bag and began to eat the kindness-filled buns and soy milk from the nurses.

Meanwhile, at the office of the Publicity Department of Haidong University.

The student counselor of Software Engineering Class 1, Zhou Ying, was awkwardly holding her cellphone, which displayed a call record that had been hung up after just five seconds.

The other teachers couldn't help but chuckle.

"Haha! Teacher Zhou, isn't Gu Yu in your class? Why did he hang up on even your call?"

Zhou Ying put down her phone, her face filled with helplessness.

"He probably thought I was a scammer? I didn't expect Gu Yu to be so alert to scams!"

"Why not try calling again?"

One of the teachers suggested.

Zhou Ying hesitated but ultimately shook her head, "No need, he's asked for leave to take care of his roommate in the hospital! I'll mention him in the class group, so he can stop by the publicity department when he gets back."

As she spoke, Zhou Ying opened QQ, found the Software Engineering Class 1 group, and mentioned Gu Yu.

Student Counselor Zhou Ying @02Gu Yu: "Gu Yu, you have been selected as the Image Ambassador of Haidong University for this semester! Remember to check in at the publicity department when you're back! /confetti /confetti"

Student Counselor Zhou Ying @everyone: "Let's congratulate Gu Yu! This is an honor and pride for our Software 1 class!"

...

Gu Yu, who had finished breakfast and was folding his sleeping bag, suddenly felt his phone vibrate in his pocket.

Thinking it was the scammer calling again, he checked his phone, only to find that it was the counselor mentioning him in the group.

He clicked on the group and the screen was filled with messages from his classmates:

"..."

"Congratulations! Congratulations!"

"Geez! That's so cool!"

"I saw that singing video on Dou Ying! Well deserved!"

"Awesome! The singing god of Software Class 1!"

"Image Ambassador, come and duel with me!"

The last message was from the neighboring Wang Dun, Wang, who was as flirtatious as ever!

Gu Yu scrolled up to the message Teacher Zhou had mentioned and discovered that he had indeed been selected as an Image Ambassador for Haidong University!

And they wanted him to report to the publicity department that afternoon!

Isn't this a mess? He was planning to practice "Lonely Brave" with his girlfriend that afternoon!

But this was a school arrangement after all. He couldn't just bail, could he?

The school's reputation had to be maintained!

So he hurriedly sent a message to Lin Xinyue:

"Babe~ I've been selected as that Image Ambassador thing! I need to go to the publicity department this afternoon, looks like I'll be tied up with stuff, probably won't be able to practice singing! /helpless shrug"

No sooner had he sent the message than Lin Xinyue replied instantly:

"Hahaha, I was just about to tell you the good news! I just got a call from the publicity department teacher, the Image Ambassadors for this semester are you and me! /laugh"

Seeing Lin Xinyue's message, Gu Yu was taken aback.

So the Image Ambassador role was for two people?

Well, that's more acceptable!

Being the Image Ambassadors for the school together with Lin Xinyue was like a memorable event in their romance!

Returning to the hospital room with the rolled-up sleeping bag, Boss Pu was groggily scrolling through his phone, likely just awakened by the messages.

And Old Mr. Chen was engrossed in a book titled "The Way to Happiness: The Golden Rules of Game Design," apparently awake for quite a while already.

Seeing Old Mr. Chen still studying, Gu Yu couldn't help but sigh—truly exceptional people believed in lifelong learning!

Even after leaving the industry, Mr. Chen Tian was still keeping up with the knowledge of the field!

This spirit deserved great respect!

As Gu Yu reflected, he moved to store the sleeping bag under the bed, only to suddenly hear Old Mr. Chen's voice.

"Good! Next pose, hip pressure!"

Gu Yu curiously peeked over.

Turns out the old man wasn't reading at all!

He was using the book as a stand for his phone, watching a live broadcast of morning yoga with a beautiful woman!

Gu Yu was speechless: "You're really enjoying yourself..."

Chen Tian: "Of course! The master said, watching beautiful women prolongs life!"

Gu Yu: "Which master said that?"

Chen Tian obviously didn't expect Gu Yu to press for an answer so doggedly!

After a moment's hesitation, he said with utter conviction, "It was the literary master Zhou Shuren!"

Gu Yu: "..."